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...... and in true captain bull fashion, he went straight for the prize, not realising (or did he?) that he still his middle finger dominant and erect, so that the lady was ......
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Side note ---- This near catastrophe is when Turbine Swimming Lessons P/L and the more advanced Turbine AIS Olympic Training PLC got their big start.
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..... fell in the water too, with the CASA johnnies going down and meeting the Bluehead Drifter drivers coming out. This resulted in an interesting but confusing amalgam of .......
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It was a "stirring" based on her memory of some good and torrid times with bull.
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..... reference to "inside the box" awakened considerable interest from Mavis and caused great consternation amongst the Moderatti. "Goodness" said Moderator 6 at the start of the Moderatti Illuminatti Conventionatti (held via a Zoom (avref) meeting after dinner last night. "Could Turbo be over the line (again) and secretly referring to a v........
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As vital info for NESers, Cappy's latest detective work has discovered that Mahmy is also the force, and the name, behind Marmite, and he has now retained Turbine marketing to elevate Marmite above Vegemite in the eyes of OZ consumers. Readers will detect that the below new avant-garde hippy colours and the shallow smiley face, with lolling tongue, are selfportrait-like Turbine trademarks, but as is usual with the outcome of Turbine marketing programs, Aussies are really taking to this new look and Turbo's multi $ million bonus is almost assured. (Note how they have pinched the lid shape and colour from Vegemite jars).
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..... who was known as MaH My to his mates (who would then take the piss every Friday night when he would drive them to the pub, and they would say "Are we there yet Mahmy?". Mahmy, however, was a smart little Maharajah who had been dux of his year at the Moorabbin TAFE, and he made a(nother) fortune when he licenced the term "The Great Race" to be used a minumum of 7500 times each time the race was held and the commentators on the TV drove everyone mad using the term every year. Mahmy was so switched on to the Aussie psychi that he also registered in 1970, then licenced the names "Brocky", "DJ", "Moff" and "Scafey" + a set of Sup Regs that he had also previously licenced to NASCAR .... so the cars are now actually all the same with a different badge on the grill. However the Mahmy and his crowd of rowdy mates got bored with Bit-Of-a-Hill Panorama and turned their attention to .......
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All NESers, and particularly those couple of hundred new members, should be aware that this has been the modus operandi of the Turbine Clan, ever since the well documented Turbine Ides of March affair was recorded near the Pizzarea in downtown Rome. It is also rumored that Turbine Pontius Pilot/Golgotha were behind that bit of an enduring story in Jerusalem, ....... where Turbine Carpenters and Woodworkers built the cross after having constructed a Manger for a little tacker some 32 years before, ...... so what would be the odds for Turbo's ancestors having made a few sheckles on that little kiddie's arrival and also on his departure? (They must have been well paid as if the latter is true, they must have had crews working through the leadup to both Christmas and Easter, so it would have been hard to get good tradies). Even as of a day or so ago, Turbine CIA have been rumored to have been involved in some chopper prang in Iran. So, a warning for you all not to cross Turbo, as his stratagem may sometimes compensate for his lack of talent (so he then hires other people that know what they are doing), but with a lack of talent, Turbo has demonstrated that you are, or will be, screwed.
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..... of them showed his hand and declared that he/she was part of the Undercover Walloper Division (UWD) of the AUF and that names have been taken, to be reported "upstairs" to the ......
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...... Jitmaa was despatched in the tried and proven manner that was taught to them by the battle proven tactics of Turbine French Foreign Legion PLC, which...... Turbine Industries had taken over the FFL when France found it a bit expensive to run, and had made good use of them ever since to achieve policy change and policy "development" around the world.
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..... did happen to overrun, you could just use somebody else's rego number, so landing and penalty fees were just .....
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.... discounted joint membership of the KPSAL & the KPRVRACSF, plus the added bonus of a couple of .....
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.... the Khyber Pass Residents, Visitors, Rebels and Common Soldiery Forum, where he was a Moderator and was considered an expert in ......
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..... who had written some new jokes and were keen to use them to taunt the Raj. "Hey you Jackoffbites, you can stick your black watch as I prefer a Seiko with a grey dial". The Gungadins were all a titter after unleashing that level of humour, and Colonel Unlocks (known as Col to his mates), stepped out from his hidey hole behind 10 rows of the common soldiery and called .....
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...... downed a bottle of gin for Jack and a quart of Pims for Arthur. Arthur, the Company Drifter, the Company Bike, and a barrel of Pims were the key components in the Khyber story about the ....
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..... often go to Jack's and Arthur's memorial with a large pot of curry and a .....
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..... gave Turbo another V-twin flashback to his time up the Khyber, where he had been issued a brand new DOD Rudge with which to patrol the border. "Don't talk to me about temperamental Indians, dot not feather." said Turbo "As they fired a couple of rounds at me, then ......
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Cappy is concerned that OEHOR has been so quiet. Same with bull & his fishing boat. Are you esteemed members OK?
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.... the temperamental Indians that had been paid for by Visa, were joined by unreliable Harleys and hard to start Excelsiors, which .....
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...... 2024 version of Breaker Morant, which became blatantly obvious when he knocked up a few Prison Camps where nobody would see them in the earthquake belt just west of Southern Cross, and he started to publicise his soon to be infamous slogan "......
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..... the Boars had 3 members in the WA parliament, and Johannes became the most popular name in WA for the 5th year in a row, which ..... Cappy is aware from NES reader feedback, that you all find WA to be a little boring, however the Boars are something different again, and are seldom boring when they apply Rule 303, as they are prone to do. It is further noted that the Boar members of the AUFWA only fly white aircraft (NTTIAWWT).
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.... Quokka biltong has become a staple since all the RSA farmers arrived, and before the .....
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.... and swashing on the rump of Australian society, as a whole. I fail to see why, but OEHOR took offense at Turbo's comment and said "But we have unique freedoms, perks and opportunities over here in the west, such as ......
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..... the common and more basic peasant level Sand Monkeys could find foot tapping, so that they ......
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...... what in WA was kmown as "The Struggles" (sometimes described as being SandBound) because the residents of Southern Cross disliked those in Mangeymuttinup, and both of those firmly disliked Prince Leonard and Ralph Sarich, who both sewed division and unhappiness more effectively than Ian Paisley and the dude with the dark hair from the IRA. It took a great Statesman like the OnlyEverHadOneRoot to recover the ..... Turbo's video solves the age old issue of why the rest of the platoon up the Khyber called him Scaggsy, and why he now still has a CowLick.
