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  1. ..... could at long last have the fun of applying his skills domestically. Errol withdrew the larger of the 2 ceremonial daggers and proceeded to .....
  2. ..... had bought himself a full set of Armenian Hugi national costume plus a scimitar with 2 ceremonial daggers, which all weighs about 95 kgs, and is hot as, and hard to wear as you trudge through the soft & deep WA sand, so Errol was in deep .....
  3. ..... were listening again to Marky's excellent video that translates his Covid message for both white and black Western Australians. Many found it amazing what are the language differences highlighted below, and in particular Errol thought that .....
  4. .... accept that the signwriter was dyslexic, which is a bit of an issue when you deal in the written word. What had meant to be on the sign was WADV, which was the abbreviation for Western Australians D.........
  5. ...... the nearby protest groups, one with signs saying "Yellow Lives Matter (YLM)" and another claiming that Yellow Cones were gaining preference because the Rainbow Cones were being prejudiced against, however there was a 3rd group holding signs saying "VDaW" and while this could have meant "Vette Drivers are Wankers", it actually referred to .......
  6. ..... made Turdy envious because his involvement in toons has, to date, been limited to his driving of the red 'Vette in order to run down yellow cones ..... see below. Turbo longed for his excellent & scintillating service record to be recorded on film and he .......
  7. ..... the opportunity, & the ladies, and locked them in a bungalow ..... not with nefarious intent, but just because people tend to always bugger off when Ratso gets somewhere near the most interesting (sic) part of his stories (a bit like your grandfather locking neighbours in for a slide night to show them all the zoos that he visited around the world). Cappy, being octolingual was able to get through to both ladies simultaneously in their own native lingo, and the girls were rivitted (one was like Onesie and had apparently only been rivetted once previously) so Cappy's story went .....
  8. ..... Nobu's younger sister and Chinese lady from Shenzhen, who were interested in a th.....
  9. ...... a fishing competition and a contest to see who had or was the best lei. The unpredictable outcome was that old bull was a ...... Ratty does understand how his time up the Khyber may attract homophobic connotations, particularly where Turbo was also involved, but Ratso can assure all concerned NESers that he and his great mate, Turdboy, are as straight as the Great Ocean Road or a Vicmanistan politician.
  10. .... will also involve a contingent of .....
  11. NB .... South Pacific is also very popular with Captain bull, whose favourite song while driving the blue fishing boat is "There Is Nothing Like a Dame" ...... even moreso if he has been ladyless at sea for several weeks.
  12. ..... we will use Onesie, dressed as Bloody Mary & swearing like a Khyber Pass trooper, to lead the attack, which will then be ....... Onetrack in costume (on the left) preparing for the attack. He is actually taller than that, and the same height as the skinny bloke in the middle, so they stood him in a deep hole. OT likes shells and provided his own necklace with shells collected from Rotty.
  13. ...... decided to get the moggies under control by using his experience from the trenches and caves of Bora Bora (bull had been retained by OBL and the Taliban to plan the .....
  14. ..... serious blue, and it was Cpartin that was the biggest troublemaker. Their time at the cat farm with Tubby (sometimes joking called Tabby behind his back) meant that many of the moggies had taken on some of Turbo's personality traits and that spelt trouble for bull as he was ejected from the cartwheeling Drifter and tried to land on his feet. "That landing looked a bit like Nadia Cominich, although a tad more portly" said Cpartin "So .......
  15. ...... eading the NES while licking his b.......
  16. ..... 's natural muscle memory skills kicked in and he threw ......
  17. ..... (avref), and then .......
  18. ..... for our beloved & dynamic captain bull, herding cats was akin to his passion (avref) for fire walking and .....
  19. ..... his new business caĺled "Mile High Adventures", which he allied with his existing flying (avref) tour titled "Fascinating Places to See in Tasmania" (the highly regarded FPtSiT tour). However there had always been one key issue with the FPtSiT venture, which was compounded when he added MHA to the itinerary, and that was that Tasmania and "Fascinating Places" go together like pork and middle eastern religions, and this caused bull some .....
  20. ..... really, really bitter & twisted (JaquiLref), before she had fully considered her ......
  21. ...... a vision of loveliness (a VOL) far hotter than anything he had seen, or experienced, anywhere in Tasmania (the Canteen Coffee Lady (the CCL) or Jaquie L even). "Wow" thought bull, taking notice of his body's reaction and wheeling out his most suave chat-up line "How about a quick .....
  22. ..... to account. Then bull became The Count von Count, wrapped Mavis in his black leather cape, and said "One, ....... bull with his infinity sign
  23. .... ern arm of the Don River so that his revered Captain could get off at Inveroona and go to the local .....
  24. ...... slip and slide almost in unison. Casual observers admired his crossed controls and his side slips, which provided a better show than the professionals at Avalon or the amateurs at Natfly. Bull turned on his Eriksson flip phone, in expectation of a call from Red Bull, but all he got was a ......
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