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..... they hatched a cunning stunt. "You be Boss Hog and I'll be Daisy Duke" said Onesie, before he ......
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...... he didn't want any devon/fritz today, so he hung up. The Khyber reunion was a massive success with Tubb and the Skipper as the stars, as usual. Meanwhile Cappy questioned Turbo for calling bull as a bit of a Dick, and surely he meant to say Captain Ahab, because to fit a whale up on the bow is a bit of an issue. The Nazi paintings of which Onesie is so proud, went down a treat in the Southern Cross Institute building where he ......
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OR EVEN TO PRACTICE A BIT OF BEGATING.
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MODERATOR 7 ..... TURBO IS ON ANOTHER FINAL WARNING WITH HIS DESPICABLE USE OF THE TERM "BEGAT" IN HIS ABOVE POST ..... BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT TO BEGAT MEANS TO PUT THINGS INSIDE OTHER THINGS, WHICH IS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE ON THIS FORUM ......BECAUSE ALL OF THE MODERATTI SPEND SO MUCH TIME MODERATING THAT WE HAVEN'T HAD THE CHANCE TO BEGAT FOR QUITE SOME TIME.
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..... impregnator, but Vlod denied that had ever even met CT's ...... To Cappy, Turdbro Vlad and Vlod mixed up, he has (Not that anything wrong with that there is. [NTAWWTTI])
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..... a problem for both te Oracle and te Charioteer, and tat problem was tat ......
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..... that he had acquired a propensity to paint like Picaso, to design and to build his cathedrals like Gaudi, to run his Playboy franchise dressed like Onesie (which is High Hefner on steroids [and viagra]), and to stick his ......
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..... his moto had always been "Better Vlod than Vlad" and when it came to bricks, Vlod was a ......
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...... even better, a hologram that shows you and your lovely blonde wife ......
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..... this is why KhyberDrifters are now dominating the skies over Ukraine ............ although they are really just being utilized on VTAL tasks & as grenade droppers, while Zylinski waits for the next Amazon delivery of 500 DJI drones from China, at which time he intends to knock off the Amazon delivery drone too, then also flog off the KhyberDrifters so that he can buy a bigger mansion in some 2nd world country without extradition agreements. But here, dear NES rivetted readers (NESRRs), is where Turbine Bounty Hunters PLC (TBH) came into their own, as their leader was insisting on ...... In an exclusive interview in the AUF's monthly Magazine (known affectionately as the "AUF's Monthlies"), Cappy reported that OSB was actually a bit of a dick, and his breath smelt ...... plus, when Cappy turned out OSB's pockets it proved that OSB had been using loaded dice when he played Monopoly professionally in Lake Tahoe.
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.... other civilians being strafed in the Moorabbin Bunnings carpark by plumb seeds (in a manner identical to an FA18 on a Taliban compound, see below video) delivered from AUF aircraft that were out to get their Saturday morning $100 hamburger. The same hapless housewives (HHs), however, also weren't too happy to see .....
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The especially clever design by Turbine Catch Bags (TCB) is credited with saving many AUF members from damaging their own plumbs via collateral damage from plumb stones fired at near supersonic speeds. The TCB unit works in a similar manner to the shell catcher shown in the below video, but there remains a slight issue with removal of the plumb stones when AUF members need to reach around to detach them after they have been caught as shown in the video (it is a bit erky perky).
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..... like almost all AUF members, they were fossils. As every older (fossil) person knows, an outbreak of gas and a few accidentally ingested plumb stones can be a dangerous and sometimes fatal mix ..... not so much for the ingester, but for any hapless associate that is within ......
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Following several searches using Duck Duck Go (DDG), as Google are for some reason suppressing the following true data, it is a DDG fact that the Faata aircraft (manufactured by Fan Aircraft Corporation, a distant and slower subsidiary of Turbine AirBoeLockRayPrattRolls Corp which is somewhat dominant in the public and military aviation space, but needed a brand for the common man and you can't get more common than Phart jokes), so Faata was named after a wind in Macedonia which Alexander the Great (known as AtG to his flying mates) said was similar to the Bora and Meltemi, but which carried a strange odor from up between the hills.
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..... expulsion of .....
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I'm sure that all informed NESers were aware that during 2020 to 2023 this GOFR work was the reason why all AUF aircraft became either very wide or very long ......... as they were designed to maintain social distancing with the pilot and passenger needing to be at least 2 metres apart. Those aircraft might be a tad difficult to sell unless Bird Flu GOFR (BFGOFR) needs social distancing to be 2 m or more.
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.... is methane powered and sounds like a .....
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.... "A Rebel Without a Because", ....... because his initial aim with GOFR was to declaw the little buggers, after he had been attacked, with intent, by 300 rebel catfarm moggies and they had gone straight for Turdy's ..... welcome back captain bull
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.... but when somebody developed the sniffles in Padua, it became evident that as well as designing the wing X-section for the F35, Leonardo had been messing around with Gain of Function Research and the Isosceles were equivalent to Pangolins in 2020. (In the GOFR lab, Leo was known as Tony Turbine the twerp and the Turbine family still denies his involvement to this day). The Isosceles were also regarded, back in the 1500's, as akin to whales, where they were used to produce perfumes and oils after wringing them out before they were taken to the market to be grilled. As a strange twist of fate, which doomed the Isosceles to extinction, AGIP had found a way to use them to make 2-Stroke oil and it was this oil that enabled the V8 BlueHeads to reliably produce the extreme HP that they did. The only issue was that ........
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...... then again, as Leonardo Turbine (my close & best mate, Turgid Plonker Turbine's brilliance and forward thinking so often reminds my of Leo) often lamented from Gwangju and from Padua, the angle of the .......
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..... Amelia Turbine made the sandwiches plus brewed the coffee, before saying "That in her experience over the Pacific, .....
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.... what Orville Turbine (III) wants, he usually got. Although Kingsford Smith Turbine and Douglas (Bader) Turbine preferred drive through a gearbox, but in his usual left field way, Leonardo Turbine wanted to use the mean & green quantum physics drive unit that he had conceived in 1510 and as he was a pretty pushy bloke, the Turbine family met to discuss the merits of each, and ......
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...... Evinrudes that Turbo has lunched over the years). Turdboy has one of the most extensive collections of buggered up Evinrude engines in the world and Turbine Crass Monuments PLC is considering building a pyramid next to the other poxy out-of-place pyramid at The Louvre (see below photo), to display them. Meanwhile, and back to the present day, Turbo's last post (uphisKhyberref) has disclosed the secret development in OT's new workshop (Onesie is the 2024 Ralph Sarich of WA, given his automotive innovations ..... OEHOR is expected to receive his 2nd WAO 1st Class award for excellence, being the Order of Western Australia or WAKO as it is coloquially known), where this great engineer has taken a file and hacksaw and a lathe, and has grafted 2 blueheads together to make a V4 that is destined to ..... The proposal by TCMPLC is to construct a much larger pyramid outside The Louvre (to be known as the Turdamid) that will be thrice the size of the present one and will be filled with his lunched outboards .... and a few of his international bravery awards.
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.....mble, as by chance, while we all know that bull came from bone, he was actually conceived on the Wimbledon Common, where Liz documented the family history and where ........
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...... and in true captain bull fashion, he went straight for the prize, not realising (or did he?) that he still his middle finger dominant and erect, so that the lady was ......
