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..... an occasional Liberal voter who also liked One Nation, because, as a Tasmanian interior decorator, he thought that Pauline's carpet would also match the drapes. But most of all he fancied the "Big White Praen" of Tasmania, Jaquie Lambie, who bull really wanted to join him on the prawn trawler where they could ....... bull carries the following photo in his wallet (which is now bulgeing unbelievably beyond expectations from his prawning exploits), and bull bulges when he looks at the photo too ...... plus he has it tattooed on his right one (bicept that is).
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...... which matched his sunken eyes, and which also ......
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..... disappeared into the depths, only for Captain bull to cunningly .....
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As Turbo well knows, the trick is to always count them prior to insertion, then reconcile the count after removal.
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..... even Turdboy staying schtum. As we all know, Turdy will boast and opinionate about anything if he thinks he can get away with it, yet what had happened was so egregious that he had to ...... All NESers should note that both Capt bull and Cappy are staying totally loyal to our mate & compatriot, Turbo, as we are not dobbing him in, no matter what, even if he had proven via this episode on the island, to be a bit of an opportunist, a cad and a dispicable bounder. Such is the loyalty that Turdy engenders in all who come in contact with him.
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..... the island had been named after bull because of his participation in that despicable episode, where he had been caught out, with his tongue in the .....
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..... they received hub cap # 10147 from Bill Wilson , the Dealer Principal at Gympie Holden. As an interesting trivia item, it was hub cap #10147 that was presented to Her Madge & Phil the Greek during one of their visits and which got Bobby Menzies one of his gongs. To save on excess baggage charges, Her Madge had offloaded this precious item to the one wharfy that was working, cleaning the Royal Yacht in ......
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..... I am convinced that it will generate greater returns, and it is simpler, if I publish each and every Humpy hubcap, rather than just polishing them. Many people don't realise that every one of those hub caps is individually numbered and each therefore has a unique history that I think your average Skippy would be very interested in, particularly number 9,642, which was part of the .....
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...... then added "Surely OT, my good & loyal friend, (mate-in-aviation even), you don't believe nor propagate those myths about jag cracked & warped heads, do you? ..........(the cracks actually propagate too, BTW)?" "NO" yelled OEHOR, with emphasis, "I actually believe that ......
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.... And are you aware of the fascinating mix of elements of which the Cat rocker cover is composed? This mix makes a Cummins rc look like a .......
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..... they hatched a cunning stunt. "You be Boss Hog and I'll be Daisy Duke" said Onesie, before he ......
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...... he didn't want any devon/fritz today, so he hung up. The Khyber reunion was a massive success with Tubb and the Skipper as the stars, as usual. Meanwhile Cappy questioned Turbo for calling bull as a bit of a Dick, and surely he meant to say Captain Ahab, because to fit a whale up on the bow is a bit of an issue. The Nazi paintings of which Onesie is so proud, went down a treat in the Southern Cross Institute building where he ......
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OR EVEN TO PRACTICE A BIT OF BEGATING.
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MODERATOR 7 ..... TURBO IS ON ANOTHER FINAL WARNING WITH HIS DESPICABLE USE OF THE TERM "BEGAT" IN HIS ABOVE POST ..... BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT TO BEGAT MEANS TO PUT THINGS INSIDE OTHER THINGS, WHICH IS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE ON THIS FORUM ......BECAUSE ALL OF THE MODERATTI SPEND SO MUCH TIME MODERATING THAT WE HAVEN'T HAD THE CHANCE TO BEGAT FOR QUITE SOME TIME.
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..... impregnator, but Vlod denied that had ever even met CT's ...... To Cappy, Turdbro Vlad and Vlod mixed up, he has (Not that anything wrong with that there is. [NTAWWTTI])
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..... a problem for both te Oracle and te Charioteer, and tat problem was tat ......
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..... that he had acquired a propensity to paint like Picaso, to design and to build his cathedrals like Gaudi, to run his Playboy franchise dressed like Onesie (which is High Hefner on steroids [and viagra]), and to stick his ......
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..... his moto had always been "Better Vlod than Vlad" and when it came to bricks, Vlod was a ......
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...... even better, a hologram that shows you and your lovely blonde wife ......
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..... this is why KhyberDrifters are now dominating the skies over Ukraine ............ although they are really just being utilized on VTAL tasks & as grenade droppers, while Zylinski waits for the next Amazon delivery of 500 DJI drones from China, at which time he intends to knock off the Amazon delivery drone too, then also flog off the KhyberDrifters so that he can buy a bigger mansion in some 2nd world country without extradition agreements. But here, dear NES rivetted readers (NESRRs), is where Turbine Bounty Hunters PLC (TBH) came into their own, as their leader was insisting on ...... In an exclusive interview in the AUF's monthly Magazine (known affectionately as the "AUF's Monthlies"), Cappy reported that OSB was actually a bit of a dick, and his breath smelt ...... plus, when Cappy turned out OSB's pockets it proved that OSB had been using loaded dice when he played Monopoly professionally in Lake Tahoe.
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.... other civilians being strafed in the Moorabbin Bunnings carpark by plumb seeds (in a manner identical to an FA18 on a Taliban compound, see below video) delivered from AUF aircraft that were out to get their Saturday morning $100 hamburger. The same hapless housewives (HHs), however, also weren't too happy to see .....
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The especially clever design by Turbine Catch Bags (TCB) is credited with saving many AUF members from damaging their own plumbs via collateral damage from plumb stones fired at near supersonic speeds. The TCB unit works in a similar manner to the shell catcher shown in the below video, but there remains a slight issue with removal of the plumb stones when AUF members need to reach around to detach them after they have been caught as shown in the video (it is a bit erky perky).
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..... like almost all AUF members, they were fossils. As every older (fossil) person knows, an outbreak of gas and a few accidentally ingested plumb stones can be a dangerous and sometimes fatal mix ..... not so much for the ingester, but for any hapless associate that is within ......
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Following several searches using Duck Duck Go (DDG), as Google are for some reason suppressing the following true data, it is a DDG fact that the Faata aircraft (manufactured by Fan Aircraft Corporation, a distant and slower subsidiary of Turbine AirBoeLockRayPrattRolls Corp which is somewhat dominant in the public and military aviation space, but needed a brand for the common man and you can't get more common than Phart jokes), so Faata was named after a wind in Macedonia which Alexander the Great (known as AtG to his flying mates) said was similar to the Bora and Meltemi, but which carried a strange odor from up between the hills.
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..... expulsion of .....
