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..... absence of Turbo and his proxies, the Singular Root, Captain Bull, and the Bunny Buster from DG (with his holy 5 streams [known locally as the Ganges, the Nile, the Amazon, the Rhine and the Yarra]) makes it very hard for the NES to continue, and that's a real CT. Or have they perhaps all fallen fowl of the eSafety Commissar and been silenced for cracking a joke or 2? NOTICE TO ALL NESERS ...... The above post has been added, as a material fact, into Elon's legal action,..... the NES and Wreck Frying being two of the final true bastions of free expression.

...... because, while CT was still proud of it, it certainly did look either comatose or deceased, and while he thought that it was still recoverable, the ....

.... was able to turn around to show her what a fine specimen he was, tyre burns and all. "Is that naturally black?" she asked him with admiration. "If you think that's impressive, have a quiz at these" the CT said proudly, and she immediately ......

..... had always subscribed to the mantra " They are all pink inside" and he found this to be true when Pink had 2 weeks off after her Townsville concert, so rented an AirB&B up on Darraweit Guim heights and spent a lot of time lounging on the bar at the Darraweit Guim Tourist Hotel, where she spotted the CT and decided to use him as her ......

..... the Village People, the Moorabbin Chapter of Dykes on Bikes and their aviation affiliate, Dykes flying Trikes, where Turbo is their Patron, plus that bloke wearing a pink tutu at Turbine Industries who is TI's symbolic diversity hiring, and that's all because of the ......

..... the crowd would titter after Clarry Limefelder would make his usual joke about Maestro bull having a 12 inch pianist ....... and an oddly shaped little piano hidden down his flight suit. bull was obviously a Wini Atwell fan & could tinkle with the best of them (bull once won a competition for twinkling off a 3rd floor balcony at the Bone Railway Hotel after 13 schooners), but he also identified with the Elton John lifestyle, so he would sometimes .......

...... but after a heap of practice, he could only play 3 of Winifred's extra 5 notes PW, and his poor choppers meant that he was a hopeless cable stripper. "But I've got better glasses than she has" he said "However being 2 notes short (PW) means that I must reluctantly agree that she is, indeed, the nest pianist, because ........

..... , he could play the piano in the bar just like Winifred Atwell, even though he looked the spit of Liberace, but through all that he still had Winifred's ......

.... an ingrained hatred of Ford products. "Bugger the Mustangs, I'm a Corvette groupie, just like Turbo, and look where that's got him" Gazza then paid an additional tribute to our very own Turdboy by saying ".......

.... Little Jimmy (they have the same snotty Little Jimmys over thar in Maataana, as we have in Oz) said "Hey Teach, if this bloke is so good that he gets a gig talking to little kids like us, why doesn't he also have a .....

... went to Private Quarters, but the Private wasn't too keen, so Gazza .....

..... "OK then, young Gazza, I shall rename you Commodore (or Falcon if you are a Ford fan) Garry Monoclacker, and I endorse you for ....

..... congratulations Twobottoms, come below, as we have had a special head (karzyref) made for you". "No" replied Gazza "That's just my name, and not a biological fact, so I am but a normal mono-ding person and my name was just a ......

..... trying to land the Foxhit downwind with the carrier (avref carrier) pointing into the 20 knot breeze while doing 23 knots. The worst bit was the jumpup that is usually at the departure end of the flight deck, but Garry ......

However, after their lack of "work" on the wharves, they had all porked up to major proportions so that their tour party got stuck when they visited the tunnels. "Even though they are Commos rike us, we just chuck a grenade in and brow them out" said Rip Van Tran Win Kill, who had always wanted to knock over a few white-eyes ever since his uncle had been shot in 1968.

.... flying (avref) f.......

Trudy at the Narromine Rissole where the AUF shindig was held, where she presented prizes provided by the VUF. Turbo was on her arm (but was that all?) that night, however he stepped to the right so as to be out of shot (executionref).

..... removed any requirement to consider W&B for all members of the QUF. QUF membership blossomed as all AUF members from other states used a caravan park address to join up and ...... Dear Readers ...... Cappy has some said news to impart that one of the members of the VUF has been sentenced to death and the following describes the details. Cappy had met Truong (Trudy to all her Aussie mates) numerous times when she attended NatFly events every year, and she was a nice lady, although Cappy had the impression that she might be a bit shifty ..... which is not good for 3 axis machines, although OK for weight shift trikes. The big issue for the NES, and why I mention it here, is this news must surely put Turbo at some risk, as the business model used by Van Thinh Phat Holdings Group (VTPHG) was a mirror, in fact a dead spit copy, of Turbine Enterprises ...... and Turbo has been a consultant (plus he may have provided other services too) to Mrs Lan. The amounts of money involved as set out below are also similar to the annual turnover at Turbine Enterprises. Real estate tycoon Truong My Lan was sentenced to death yesterday for siphoning $12.5B from Saigon Joint Stock Commercial Bank. It is the largest fraud case in Vietnam’s history and comes amid a government-led crackdown on corruption. Lan is the 68-year-old chairwoman of Van Thinh Phat Holdings Group, a real estate firm tied to high-end properties. From 2011 to 2022, Lan used shell companies and proxies to gain control of over 90% of SCB. She then secured loan approvals to ghost companies, tapping SCB for cash and stealing the equivalent of over 3% of Vietnam’s gross domestic product. Her loans accounted for 93% of SCB’s total lending. Lan and co-conspirators were also convicted of bribing officials $5.2M to overlook violations.

..... his management of heavy issues of AUF politics, because he was convinced at an early age that these can adversely affect Weight and Balance, ...... as opposed to normal weight issues that just ......

...... didn't get around too much as she just stood on one leg and gazed off into the distance ........ when she wasn't falling over. OET was the inspiration for the identifying monika of a well-known aviation expert from WA, who is a friend and a big help to all members of the Wreck Frying 4Rum and he often gives lectures, invited to or not, on how best to keep the sand out of your engine during an oil change. These are worthwhile lectures for all 3 of the WA AUF membership, but are a yawn for everyone east of the WA/SA border, where the eastern states membership mainly just want to know about ....... PS - In Melbournistan, the big question, is what size umbrella is needed for an oil change, whereas in Tasmania the dominant topic over recent days has been "What is all this white stuff?

.... went straight for the top. "If I can get past the Turbine Security guys tonight, and if just if, one of youze would be willing to fake having a conjugal with me, I reckon we can get Turbo to resign just like Scotty M did ..... then we can all bugger off for a holiday in France or Kingaroy on another couple of $ million". Turbo had many plants within the croud, and they reported all of this to him quick stix (his time at the top of the CIA and the FBI was really paying off, big time), but he was also keen to see Missy get .....

..... key central location for the AGI. The Aboriginal Grievance Industry sublet a complex of 130 office suites, Lunchrooms, Gyms, Secret Men's Business Rooms and Middens from Turbine Native Peoples and Cultures Pty Ltd, who also do something similar in the Inuit Community up north. Every Aboriginal Grievance Practitioner (AGP) was compelled to set up their Chambers there, in a manner somewhat similar to the way that Barristers cluster for mutual support. So, Noel Pierson had rooms adjacent to Lidia Walsh, who had her office over the left side of Charlie Perkins' family, Tommy Mayo took 2 suites, and Albert Namatjira's great grandson was still turning out paintings of River Gums using the latest AAI (Aboriginal Artificial intelligence) techniques. Into this thriving community of grifters, Missy Higgins fitted in like a ........

.... ,as a result, landed in PooKacka, where he met up with his old friend from the Gobbledygookup Institute, Missy Higgins, who had just completed successfully setting up a Prime Minister and been awarded with a couple of million smackeroos for her trouble. "Do you think?" he asked "That you could perhaps ......

..... pushed the clicky button thingy on the side and said, in his best authoritarian and big brave public servant's voice (he had been educated initially at Moorabbin Public, then did the short/compressed course at GobbledyGookup) "I say there, old chap. Will youze please ........

It is little known, by other than those who study the history and details of Australia's early Federation, that the town of Gobbledygook is located partway along the back-road between Southern Cross and Bunbury ....................... since named Gobbledygookup to make it fit in better in WA. The Gobbledygookup Institute is run by Turbine Elocution & Deportment PLC and is where all budding Politicians and Public Servants must report for a 24-month course, before they are admitted to the Canberra Gravy Train. Gobbledygookup is therefore also the most boring place on earth .................... and not just because Turbo has his Summer Residence there.