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..... was about to do a Crocodile Dunnydee to pick the rattler up by the tail to crack him like a stockwhip, when he thought of a better way, which was to shove his rattle up his ..... Cappy feels very unworthy after the feast of data contained in Turdy's last post.
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.... which was rattler symbolic sign language that he thought that Nob was hot. It was then that Nobu relised that the rattler's previous messages were actually rattler Aghan LMBGTQXRS porn, and Nobu had been .....
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..... the narrow section of his ding that was exposed by his split dacks. "Ouch" said Nob "My postelior has been luined" However, Nobu was also a man of the world and knew that the Afghan rattlers also rattled right to left and he was able to communicate with it by rattling back using a bush-base lagerphone made from XXXX bottle tops (please note that this use of the term XXXX means XXXX and not XXXX or XXXX), whereby Nobu discovered that the rattler was looking to befriend westerners, well Japanesterners anyway, be retained as an interpreter, and to thereby be awarded refugee status, so Nobu responded in a friendly sort of way and the rattler was ....... A TYPICAL AFGHAN RATTLER, STILL LIVING IN THE PAST, USING THE 1970S RUSSIAN CAMMO PATTERN. NOTE HIS RATTLE HAS THE BIGGEST DIAMETER AT THE END TO FASCILITATE THEIR RIGHT TO LEFT RATTLING PATTERN. NOB'S ACTUAL LAGERPHONE, NOW HOUSED IN THE JAPANESE MUSEUM OF MODERN CULTURE
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A further caution for new NES members and stewed-ants is to always bear in mind that Penny's high wing profile in the ALP always turns left once airborne, and port side runway and taxiway excursions are always a danger .......... plus the constant risk of running out of other people's money.
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..... he hadn't changed his undies, and he instantly remembered his mum's wise words about having clean undies if he was ever hit by a bus, or needing to go to hospital or if snagged on wire atop a fake IED. He......
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.... hid like an escapee from the Afghanistan withdrawal and he .....
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.... he decided to have a missionary instead, and ....
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..... mega with everyone boring each other with Rockwell corporate insider jokes and Commander 520 pilot (avref) humorous ditties, including the one about the vicar and the .....
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..... were members of the TAUFTBCS (The AUF Thru Bolt Collector's Society), while at the same time, Turbo's slip of the pen meant that the aviation community worldwide, who read Turdy's scribblings daily, thought that he was referring to the Commander 520 so the resale value of those fine aircraft was halved overnight and Rockwell's shares fell into the dunny, to ..... Many who know Turdbro well think that he did this deliberately so that he could short Rockwell's shares as a sideline to Turbine Industry's possible takeover of Boeing.
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As an interesting side note for our new Cinesè and Skippy nes members, the Aussie Foreign Minister's real name is Penny Wing and she had a high Wing profile in the Labor Party, before she changed her name to Wong so as to appear to be less oriental.
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..... the design of the .....
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.... aircraft went sideways and the engine cooling vents squinted, before they .....
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.... inscrutable engineering, allied with an influence of Mahjongg, Peking Duck, Genghis Kahn's jockstrap and ....
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...... which showed a ..... Cappy notes Turbo's clever use of the word "Cinese" so as to offend nobody and to single handedly unify all 13 of the disparate Cinese regions, including Taiwan/Formosa, containing about 4 billion cinese persons. As a result, the membership of Wreck Flying went thru the roof with old & crusty aviation oriented (avref) Cinese wrecks and heaps of them rushed to join the NES. Welkum to all you Cinese forks.
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.... the censors giving the anthem, and Almo's singing, a xxxx rating, which made the people search for it even more while promoting and drinking the beer of the same name, but then the censors made things worse by .....
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.... Almo also had one that related back to an unfortunate incident at Kyabram, where Almo, who was just a loveable young Como at the time, sang .....
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.....ound Lidia's large and well used .....
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.... led to further accusations that Larry the Legionaire was still resident, and cohabiting at the same time as Clyde Covid, Ebony Ebola, Michael Myocarditis and Phyllis S.....
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..... Pong Chalmers called Matt Dunnyvan a steaming .....
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..... was signed off under the name of Stinky Almo, seconded by .....
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.... they fell at Albo's feet, sniffed 'em and ......
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....protocol to have the sharp end of the spade pointed towards the ground, and the blunt bit ..... oh bugger, new page again so I am out of sinc again
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..... he has had his teeth whitened + some discrete hair plugs bunged in under his hat, and a non-glass jaw has been surgically added. When asked a Dorothy Dixer by the ABC, the Ambo replied "I want to be the Hunter Biden of the south Pacific". Within 30 minutes the spin doctors were at work trying to walk it back .... "When the Ambo refers to Hunter Biden he is not referring to the drugs or the hookers or the laptop, although the Ambo has recently misplaced his .....
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..... Albo the Ambo was off on a mouth to mouth administration course, learning how to give his blonde lady friend the best possible resuscitation experience as they fly around the world (avref) at more than a mile high. "We are at 40,000 ft" she observed "So does that mean that I have to do it 7.5 times, when just one with the Ambo is more than enough. Therefore can I change my referendum selection and now vote NO to everything, including my conjugal duties, and .......
