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.... assume that you must really believe this .....
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..... asked the obvious question about an issue that was at the top of everyone's list. "Are my interpersonal skills up the .....
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..... there is certainly no doubt that a Solar T62-T32 in a Bushcaddy does make them go like a cut cat. "Bugger the Sonex thingy or the Cirrus jet" said a leading and influential AUF member (paid under the table by Turbine Draft and Corruption Co) "It's a Turbine driven BC for me" and the sales went exponential with the only restriction being the limits on the numbers of Military Surplus Solar engines. "Leave it to me" said Tubb during a BC Production Meeting "We'll take over the Pentagon, which I'll rename as either The Turbagon or The Pentabine, and I'll put Mark Milley in-charge of retiring Solar engines as soon as they reach 50 hrs, so that the BC production line can ......
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...... do what Turbo and he often did on their lonely nights up the Khyber, ....... or as the CT does up the Australian equivalent of the Khyber, at DG, as he listens to the 5 sacred babbling brooks, .......... or as our great friend Onetrack does during the loneliness of a WA nighttime sandstorm .......... or as Capt Bull does under a cloudless sky somewhere in the vasts of the Tasman ......... and that is to .......
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..... other bits, which encouraged Cappy to .....
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..... for flicking the heads off 2 big browns, but here she was now, reaching down to have another go, and Cappy sort of volunteered by .....
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..... flicked it like a stock whip, as we all do with 6 ft brown snakes. As a result, ......
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..... our much beloved Captain might actually be a "Captette". While Turbo has made light of Cappy's burns in his last post, it turns out that his burns were much more severe and way more extensive than anyone first suspected, such that he had to fight the nurses off in their attempts to rub soothing coconut oil on the affected area, which was also very ........
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..... which Turbo had actually heard over his right shoulder as he was fighting for the East India Company and for Royal Dutch She'll, against the native inserectionists. In a quirk of fate, at that instant Turbo asked the same question and muttered the same 5 words (WTFWT?) as were repeated by the mayor of Hiroshima some time later.
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.... some bloke with a page boy haircut. "Hail, for I am Sir Lances-slot and I am ......
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.... everyone noticed that he had taken his "sword" out and was waving it at the ...... Was he just flashing it (plumbingref), or did he want to give the ladies a jab (avref)?
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Cappy notes that his recent long post has been removed by some drongo Moderatti Illuminatti. Cappy assumes that is because of his strong assertions about which of the above is the "Master Race", his experience fighting beside Turdy up the Khyber, and his expose about the Knights of Malta, where both Cappy and Turbs are Grand Seneschals as well as both being Chief Armorers & Grand Marshals. (Little Danny Brown keeps calling both of us for details and information for his next scribblings, but we both just tell the little twerp to bugger off ... as Cappy and Turdy stick together like glue on such matters.) ...... I feel a strong responsibility to ...... Our strict Knightly code prevents us from identifying each other in the below secret photo, however it is obvious how happy and important Turbo & Cappy are. (As a little clue, neither of us are Stan Laurel).
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..... "Waht are you diong?" To which I have always replied "Dno't sned me any mroe ........
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...... an identical sentiment to how all NESers feel about the Moderatti on this site, particularly #5, who is a definite ......
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.... A certificate written on the last remaining skin of a Tazzy Tiger. A plastic knighthood badge made from recycled cans from the Devil's Brewery. Life membership of the Tazzy Tigers AFL Club (if it ever gets up). And access to the AFL Drug Taking Room down by the docks, complete with 20 free AFL Do-Not-Pass-Go Drug Passes (conditional only on Qwerty taking nothing more serious than ICE). Qwerty was wrapped, but WJL was still really p ...... A SAMPLE PACK FROM THE DEVIL'S BREWERY. Capt Bull is into bondage and his favourite is on the left, while his photo is 2nd from right, under which it says "Kiss my Hardy".
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.....dinarily, in such a case (Turboref), you would be classified as a .......
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.... at that instant he was classified as a glider, disqualified, and the croud were full of disdain. Having been a closet member of the GFA for five decades, bull knew the feeling well and had never previously admitted his penchant for sailplanes, silence and ......
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..... he removed the bottom of the propeller (the bit that was hanging down below the hub), to further decrease ground clearance, and while the vibration was a bit of an issue, bull was confident that 1.1 was achievable, if only he could ......
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.... given Australia's changing demographic, many of the members attend the Mosque instead of flying on weekends, or joined the Aerian Botherhood for the grog and the jokes. As readers may have guessed, this plus the hard line Latin Mass Catholic membership, and the Hi-Church Anglicans, all had a bit of a polarising effect on the AUF, but apart from a few examples of AK47s being used during beat-ups/strafing runs at Fly-Ins, the AGMs of the AUF remained generally fun-filled and .......
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.... that's certain to make anyone blaspheme. But nobody could ......
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..... after a few he went into foul language mode (he even said c@#^ in front of old ladies) and because he was bilingual he always swore in English and then translated each word into Chinese, so his swear jar penalty was doubled, but he always paid in .....
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..... ally "Potty Mouth" J.....
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.... with your hand on, or in, the .....
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.... they would have copped the full weight of the Turbine, Turbine and Turbine legal chambers, who offer a one-stop-shop comprising a Turbine family member (from Article Clerk to QC/KC) to suit any and all legal circumstances, and that includes ......
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.... remained sceptical, Turbo says for the following reasons: 1 He had not paid them off as they required ...... just like Don Lemon, they wanted $5 million upfront, a free Cybertruck or Corvette, editorial input, substantial free equity in the Turbine Industries holding company, and free grog. 2 Tubb used words of more than 1 syllable and that scared them. 3 Turbo had no sisters to offer them. And in addition, Turbo was a ......
