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.... everyone noticed that he had taken his "sword" out and was waving it at the ...... Was he just flashing it (plumbingref), or did he want to give the ladies a jab (avref)?
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Cappy notes that his recent long post has been removed by some drongo Moderatti Illuminatti. Cappy assumes that is because of his strong assertions about which of the above is the "Master Race", his experience fighting beside Turdy up the Khyber, and his expose about the Knights of Malta, where both Cappy and Turbs are Grand Seneschals as well as both being Chief Armorers & Grand Marshals. (Little Danny Brown keeps calling both of us for details and information for his next scribblings, but we both just tell the little twerp to bugger off ... as Cappy and Turdy stick together like glue on such matters.) ...... I feel a strong responsibility to ...... Our strict Knightly code prevents us from identifying each other in the below secret photo, however it is obvious how happy and important Turbo & Cappy are. (As a little clue, neither of us are Stan Laurel).
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..... "Waht are you diong?" To which I have always replied "Dno't sned me any mroe ........
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...... an identical sentiment to how all NESers feel about the Moderatti on this site, particularly #5, who is a definite ......
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.... A certificate written on the last remaining skin of a Tazzy Tiger. A plastic knighthood badge made from recycled cans from the Devil's Brewery. Life membership of the Tazzy Tigers AFL Club (if it ever gets up). And access to the AFL Drug Taking Room down by the docks, complete with 20 free AFL Do-Not-Pass-Go Drug Passes (conditional only on Qwerty taking nothing more serious than ICE). Qwerty was wrapped, but WJL was still really p ...... A SAMPLE PACK FROM THE DEVIL'S BREWERY. Capt Bull is into bondage and his favourite is on the left, while his photo is 2nd from right, under which it says "Kiss my Hardy".
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.....dinarily, in such a case (Turboref), you would be classified as a .......
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.... at that instant he was classified as a glider, disqualified, and the croud were full of disdain. Having been a closet member of the GFA for five decades, bull knew the feeling well and had never previously admitted his penchant for sailplanes, silence and ......
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..... he removed the bottom of the propeller (the bit that was hanging down below the hub), to further decrease ground clearance, and while the vibration was a bit of an issue, bull was confident that 1.1 was achievable, if only he could ......
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.... given Australia's changing demographic, many of the members attend the Mosque instead of flying on weekends, or joined the Aerian Botherhood for the grog and the jokes. As readers may have guessed, this plus the hard line Latin Mass Catholic membership, and the Hi-Church Anglicans, all had a bit of a polarising effect on the AUF, but apart from a few examples of AK47s being used during beat-ups/strafing runs at Fly-Ins, the AGMs of the AUF remained generally fun-filled and .......
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.... that's certain to make anyone blaspheme. But nobody could ......
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..... after a few he went into foul language mode (he even said c@#^ in front of old ladies) and because he was bilingual he always swore in English and then translated each word into Chinese, so his swear jar penalty was doubled, but he always paid in .....
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..... ally "Potty Mouth" J.....
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.... with your hand on, or in, the .....
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.... they would have copped the full weight of the Turbine, Turbine and Turbine legal chambers, who offer a one-stop-shop comprising a Turbine family member (from Article Clerk to QC/KC) to suit any and all legal circumstances, and that includes ......
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.... remained sceptical, Turbo says for the following reasons: 1 He had not paid them off as they required ...... just like Don Lemon, they wanted $5 million upfront, a free Cybertruck or Corvette, editorial input, substantial free equity in the Turbine Industries holding company, and free grog. 2 Tubb used words of more than 1 syllable and that scared them. 3 Turbo had no sisters to offer them. And in addition, Turbo was a ......
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..... a bad attitude. So Capt. Bull took an example from the European farmers, and spread his manky prawns up and down Davey St and they completely covered Despard St. Capt. Bull has always been in awe of Turbo's wealth and commercial success, but he was also in wonderment of Turbo's AI efforts, and as a tribute, instead of saying things like "How are you go'n, Eh?" he started to say "How are you go'n, Eh-I" ..... or after giving an order to the galley slaves and escaped convicts in the crew, he taught them to say "A-Aye Skipper". With that and Turbo's support, plus the fact that the trawler became free street-front office space in the very buoyant/overheated and booming Tasmanian commercial real estate market, Hobart and DE Lorraine became the AI capital of the world, as they already had the essential thousands of computer nerds/technicians and that meant that Turbine AI was .......
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..... Turbo was forced to go back, cap-in-hand, to the Registrar of Companies at the UN, and apply for a change back to "AI". This was opposed by Elon, Steve Jobs, Harvey Weinstein, Mark Zuckerburg, Michael Jackson, and 5 other billionaires who have their fingers in the AI pie. When questioned about his chances, Turbo remained tight lipped (which is his only part that remains "tight"), but he appeared to smirk with boyish confidence and seemed aggressively hopeful, which indicates .....
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..... a small parcel, or even an envelope. The above doctored photo encouraged, nay forced, Captain Bull to develop his own AI company in order to solve the world's AI problems, or at least that is what he claims. However Cappy has seen his Business Plan and the entire aim is that to build it up using some fake accounts in Tasmania, then franchise it nationally, and ultimately flick it to the big dog at Turbine IA. The name of the company was supposed to be Turbine AI but Turbo had been tired at the time that he registered it just when his dislexia had kicked in ...... so Turbine IA it is, and his aim now is to convert the world to consider IA as ........
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Your beloved Captain, being a stickler for the Jedi codes of order and discipline, does not know how to proceed, as Tubb has denied the world any continuation dots. But Cappy is a maverick and will take a chance that his best mate was just tired when he wrote his last tome. ..... Army style ..... which can be enjoyable if you have received the right training. The biggest issue for Captain Bull and his quest for parliamentarianism is that he and Jackie do look strikingly similar with their clotes on, and Tasmanians are divided, in that some find that erotic in a uniquely Tasmanian way, and some find it a little repulsive. To demonstrate this further, Cappy posts the below photo without saying whether it is Captain Bull or Jackie L ............ save to say that the Coffee Lady has told Cappy that Captain Bull has the type of "package" that Jackie admitted to the Canberra press gallery that she finds so attractive and necessary. Both Jackie and Bull think that the below photo looks ....... Which one do you think this is?
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..... went so far as to suggest that bull (now Captain Bull of the much feared and revered Tasmanian Merchant Navy [Davey St sub-branch]) is standing in the Tazzy election as Mohammed bin Toro, in order to clinch the Muslim, Garbage Collectors, and Bovine votes (you only need 8 votes in Tasmania and you are in), but he keeps being mistaken for Jackie Lambie and that .....
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.... the younger Generation Sigma people loved it, so they built a bullfighting arena, encouraged the all hours opening of Tapas Bars, listened to Zydeco bands, adopted penguins as pets and barracked for the Pies, eh? The usually stagnant Tasmanian economy.......
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..... which is a peculiar yet confusing but interesting blend of ancient creole, Collingwood prepubescent slang (which apparently floated over the Tasmania when Melbourne sewerage was untreated), Antarctic outpost Spanglish (after all, they are closer to Antarctica than they are to Sydney) and over recent years there has been an strange infusion of a Queensland central coast twang, ....... where sentences are 3 words or less and all end in "Eh?"), that has all lead to ......
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...... pretty standard fare for Tasmania, but totally astounding to Northerners who were not used to .....
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..... and this was a big deal, as Tasmania is 70 years behind the North Island, therefore a Jab engine was a big deal in 1954. So it was, post WW2 that Damian and Dave professed to be gay ........ meaning happy and carefree, however they were the talk of the SBCS and could be seen ......
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And meanwhile, the Salamanca Bizarre Coffee Shop was abuzz.
