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..... formed the Cook Squid and Octopus Harvesting Company which was, ostensibly, just active to give them a quick squeeze once caught, harvest the ink, and chuck them back with no harm done, except for the animals wondering "WTF was that?". The ink was ultimately processed and marketed by the Cook Octopus and Squid Company (the initial COSCO before it became a worldwide phenomenon under Cappy's leadership). However it was soon realised that most of the cash was in the bits that were being chucked, so at midnight each evening a black painted stealth hydrofoil high speed vessel would arrive and transfer the fleshy bits so that only ink tanks were visible when the Inspectors arrived. This is when bull and Cappy first met as bull was the sneaky skipper (SS), and this suited him so well, as he hid his black boat in the mangroves around Bone & unloaded it into a fleet of Freightliners during the morning, got paralytic at the Bone Rissole in the arvo, and then came ......
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..... because the "Great Ink Scandal" of '85 (or the GIS as it became known in Cappy's legal circles) was still front of mind, and this had caused a .....
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.... OT responded with a brief reference to the Turbine Corporation and his mate Turdo/Jeffrey. Gina went quiet and a bit moribund, and that .....
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.... Gina became keen to perform the ping-pong trick (as a propellor, not a catcher) and that brought .....
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.... all of the eateries in Bunnings stores are called the Lang Walker Memorial Coffee Shop, with liberal amounts of low-grade iron ore and WA sand sprinkled about the joint for authenticity (the low-grade iron ore is supplied by Gina under a concessional pricing contract that is administered by OT, in exchange for a CAT spare parts concession at most of her mines). This arrangement has suited both .....
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Investigation Post ..... Crappy has a nose for shifty behaviour and he notices the silence, with no response from Turbo for almost a day. Therefore could Turbo actually be Jeffrey Epstein, living in-cognito in Moorabbin, after having the real Turbo substituted in his cell (my compatriate best mate Turbo always did have a strange shaped bone protruding in his neck)? If true, this might go some way to explaining this Turbo's extreme wealth (which stands out a little in downtown Moorabbin), his ownership of a Caribbean Island and the fact that Turbinia introduces this Turbo (not OUR Turbo) to lots of young ladies. This Turbo is indeed, a quandary, wrapped in an enigma and if any NESers have more data on whether he is actually Jeff, please advise, as this Turbo is subtly different to my best mate with whom I spent considerable time Up The Khyber, where we shared a foxhole (but not a live fox, I hasten to add). Perhaps we should bend "this Turbo" over and check for Cappy's bullet hole next to his bullseye. All comments and data most welcome as Cappy has confessed previously, he always found Gislaine Maxwell to be a super good sort and if he is Jeff, perhaps this Turbo can give me an intro & visiting rights.
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.... Onesie is caught droning on and on (and on and on). .... hence OT's regular silences on the NES when he was actually aboard the Lolita Express (avref), so he and Bill are like .....
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Not to mention the numerous AK47 magazines.
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.... perhaps one of the numerous poxes for which, Bill Gates and Jeffrey Epstein had developed a range of .....
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.... that "The Prez has foregone his stinky Sharia compliant Afghan warlord clothes to try to look the sartorial spit of Albo on a cuntry junket (Known in Cantberra as a CJ, and when that photo op is in Alice Springs it is called an ArSendCJ). They subsequently ran the below photo with a byline that said "From Warlord to Wanka", then ...... The file photo from a normal Toke Council Meeting that was used above the byline. That's the Shire Prez down front .... but still with RMW boots, belt and moleskins worn out of shot. (The Prez also has a thank you note from Twiggy and his missus expressing appreciation for buying so much RMW clobber).
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..... get his band going, as once he announced the full band name as Yopuyindi from Quirindi, he received an injunction from Yothu Yindi and an accusation of cultural misappropriation. The fact that the members of Yopuyindi were a mix of South Africans & Irish (typical majority WA bloodlines), and sang little ditties such as Irish Jigs + Afrikaans Supremacy Songs (ASSs), appeared to make no difference, so when the matter went before the Tocumwal Sharia Court it was found to be ......
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.... because he always assumed the honourable best of people & their motives, however he had obviously never been subjected to the OT Influencer's coven that was .....
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..... been the brother of that great jockey, Willie "The Shoe" Shoemaker, hence why when Mavis and Onesie had their singular liaison that earnt OEHOR his name, Mavis was heard to yell "Ride 'em Cowboy" and "Go, you good thing". OT had built a substantial business (6 times he has won the "WA Business of the Year" award) from meagre beginnings in the Southern Cross Cobbler's Emporium, and as a result he .....
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...... and on ..... and on ..... and on ..... about OT's issues, and then disclosed his ......
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..... although some AUF members did, when they saw the designs. .... to fruition, because Turbo, the brilliant & glorious Musk-like free thinking maverick, had ignored convention in his designs and had gone for Speed, Speed, Speed and more Speed. This was enabled by the wonderful (but still rattley) Rotax 916iS/c, which could be cranked up to 210 hp by substituting a "Turbo 12" Turbocharger" (It's not really 12", but Turbo just named it after himself) and 200 knots VNE + Citation stall speeds, were a doddle. "Now all it will take is a little rule change" commented Turbo on each of the receipts, as the kit orders flooded in. The aircraft soon became known as the ......
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Crappy notices, as one would expect with someone of such wealth and eminence, that Turbo must be using a very sophisticated AI spell checker/story writer, because the algorithm has automatically made the connection between the compound political adjective "a dickhead", and the above-quoted descriptive verbal-pronoun medical term.
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..... even South Australia, and to address the issue, Turbine Engraving & Key Copying P/L in Rundle Mall were given the job of altering the earbone engravings from AUF to RAA, and .......
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..... Can I have a pair if I reduce all AUF member's electricity bills by $275?". When they heard this, the dolphins became even more jealous of the dugongs than they already were, until they realised that .....
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.... have coffee and dugong shaped biscuits in the mezzanine coffee & souvenir shop located above the Guts Sorting Floor. The most popular souvenir was very hard to remove from the fair dinkum dugongs, so Turbinia had counterfeit versions made in a sweatshop in China and she called them .....
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..... that was just Turbo. The Dugong cull was so successful that Turbine Butchers were selling the meat as halal & kosher (both at the same time) pork, changing Use-By date and making a killing. This was soon copied by our US Ultralight cousins and within a couple of days the manatee population was decimated, as belt-fed machine guns are so much more efficient (based on the count of dead animals per sighting, not number of cartridges fired). So the eating of ze WEF bugs was delayed for a decade, because manatee & dugong meat was stockpiled strategically in .....
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.... fox and dingo like, to kill every dugong they could get their hands on, skin them then hang the skins & scalps on every fence or swim-between-the-flags sign in FNQ and The Territory, plus make CUintheNT tshirts out of dugong pelts. These initiatives .....
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dear bull. please pay attention in future. Somewhere around page 673, doubtfire used numerous pronouns reflecting several genders and signified a preference for standing while ......
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..... in order to smash the thousands of turtle eggs that were about to be exported. The dugong leader issued green headbands, Ping pledged personal support and funding, the leader demanded that all turtle hostages be terminated, and yelled the secret code to commence the attack, so the numerous dugong storm troopers ......
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..... and covered in dugong & turtle tattoos, done with white ink. The dugongs were .....
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.... drawing straws is a pain when you have sand in your crayons, and there are turtle eggs to be collected and whisked off to be sold in Asia. Harvesting turtle eggs is restricted to native groups, same like bashing koalas and dugongs on the head with a shifter, but Turbine Exclusive Native Title and Flagon Corporation had been set up to .....
