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...... so they relied on/reverted to muscle memory and applied heavy handed CASA techniques, their favourite of which was to .....
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..... put things right, as the good Captain had ploughed his fine blue vessel up past Davey St, and with public opinion squarely behind Capt Bull, the Council opted to drop their dacks and to .......
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..... deftly realised that the TMD staff in the croud were way more than the SingularRoot had appreciated in his post. In fact the croud at Constipation Dock had more TMD people there than the FBI and CIA, combined, had at the January 6th Get-Together/Shindig in Washington. Capt Bull knew or suspected this all along, due to his ASIO training, and also from being appointed as one of the Five Eyes (which helped him a bit as he is usually one-eyed), so with the need for speed, Bull's time in the SAS kicked in, and he kicked .......
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.... all pulled out their phones to record the expected carnage (to sell the footage to those sharks at Turbine Media Distributors), but at the same time, & coincidentally, the quick thinking Captain Bull pulled out his .....
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..... the current year's Miss Snap-Crackle-&-Pop, ....... which he was still capable of getting them to do, when he .....
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..... he was at sea at the time fu decimating the NZ whitebait stocks again, but he expected to be back in Tazzy soon, however never one to lose an opportunity, bull said "Just hang on a tick there Chucky, while I get the last 3 kms of longline in and I'll .....
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..... their knowledge of Coco Pops was also lacking. (It is now widely recognised that Coco produces these in a manner similar to the Kopi Luwak fancy excreted coffee beans that are so sought after by celebrities). That company change, and the resultant hiatus, was needed primarily because Charlie Kellog had taken a decision to restructure the company to compete more effectively with Turbine Cereals & Excessive Sugar Addition PLC. Charlie certainly was no dill, and once things settled down he .......
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..... completely accepted as first nations Aussies. In the case of the KGB types, they settled as the Wantabadgery Mob, and built a Vodka still, where they made what was marketed as First Aussie's OP Vodka, from witchety grubskis and Koala bearskis filtered through paperbarkski. In addition, based on Turbo's above post he has, quite by accident, solved the oft posed mystery of "What did Gorby do as a young Bloke?" and there in that photo it is obvious that the bloke on the left is Mikael Gorbachov. We still have no answer for what Vlad "Bad Boy" Putin did as a nipper, as he was more into Punk Rock and a mixture of Johnny Rotten with Peter, Paul & Mary, so photos are thin on the ground, although Onesie & Planey (separately of course) spent a considerable period in London as part of the music scene, where they ......
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...... said Jimmy Page to Robert Plant "We have made the big time again, as Turbo has mentioned Led Zepple in his post today, and that is sure to get our playlist up the ratings on Spotify." "Too right" said Bob "As Turbo really knows his music and I think that he also knows ........ The members of Led Zepple sitting on his Jag, back when a young and enthusiastic, yet slightly naive, Turbo was their manager. Bobby Plant's bum-print on the bonnet increased the Jag's value by 80% ......... just like Elle McP does to pushbikes that she rides.
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..... outcry on X, and on certain aviation Fora (pluralofForumref), went "viral", as they say, and the knick-ees trended on the interweb all around the world, officially turning them into "influencers" and therefore able to easily monetize their fame. After seeing this, Turbo formed a company named Turbine Low Level Little Satellites PLC to take on Starlink and as phase 2, he then put himself in a compromised position so as to be knicked by Doubtfire. Doubtfire found Turbo in a ........
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..... knickers, which were renowned in law enforcement circles, for ......
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Note Ahlox in the background while Turbs and Cappy discussed the world economy, foreign currency exchange rates, and whether to maintain the Turbine Holdings Trust Company in the Caymans, given the latest gold price and the fragile futures index for nickel & cadmium.
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Below is a rare photo of a Gorpinton about the shed it's skin as it grows. This process is very similar to that of a lobster, and they are very vulnerable to indiscriminate pecking or genital licking, for about 12 hours while the new white skin hardens.
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..... Turbine Genetic Mutations and Manipulations Inc, and the fleas each had a tiny Patent Pending sign on their hind legs that are 25 times the size of those on a normal flea (perhaps in the future to compete with frog's legs as a delicacy in Turbine Michelin Restaurants Pty Ltd, as is TGMaMI's ultimate aim). Doubtfire then had a particularly playful Gorpinton pussy run up the inside of her VicPol issued skirt, and she was at that instant certain that the pussy was intent on checking out her ........
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..... then laid an egg, after shrieking like tom cats having a blue at midnight, and scratching her wrists as it gave her fleas. This made Doubtfire gorp (.... verb, not noun defining a tasty snack) at the Gorpinton and wondered whether she should ......
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...... the male Black Gorpintons stopped in the alley behind the chicken shops, hissed at the alley dogs, then sat with one hind leg in the air, licked their balls, and coughed up a fur ball. "Hang on there" said Inspector Doubtfire, who had been sent to investighate the fraud "What was that about "hind legs", as there was nothing in my VicPol briefing about Gorpintons having .......
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.... using his Khyber Pass combat name, hence the word that was used, ...... except that the letters "e-h-o-l-e" have fallen off.
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Yes, of course, everyone knows that ...... but which one?
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TURBO ON HIS WAY TO DAVOS EARLIER THIS YEAR. OPERATING COSTS ARE UP THERE WHEN YOU HAVE TO BUY THE AERIAL TANKER TOO ....... BUT THAT IS THE LEVEL OF HIS PROSPERITY.
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.... fraud ...... there is just no way to sugar coat it ...... although the honey cat/chicken peices did sell pretty well. The twitching chicken tails were also a giveaway and Turbo has since expressed regret for that marketing decision (although still no apology). However ......
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.... as the price of chicken went up quicker than gold, and that triggered the great chicken substitution scandal which almost wiped out Turbine Industries and went close to destroying Turbos impeccable personal reputation too, ...... and all just because he had Cat Farms and the world spent some time deficient in Chicken Farms. It was the drumsticks that .....
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.... however the runway platform that Capt Bull added to the trawler gave it a profile silhouette identical to the USS Enterprise and as a result, even though he was longlineing off Dunedin, the Houthi rebels tried to dart him with 3 cruise missiles (deathlyseriousavref) that were fired from ......
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..... Mavis's Drifter having drifted, the Thruster having thrusted, and bull in the shadows near his Jackoff, having jacked ....
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IN ACCORDANCE WITH ARTICLE 3 OF THE WRECK FLYING CHARTER, THE NES IS TO BE SHUT DOWN IF THERE IS NO REPLY WITHIN 48 HOURS OF THE LAST POST. THE NES IS NOW CLOSED AND NO FURTHER POSTS WILL BE ACCEPTED. Signed with authority -Moderator 3
