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..... gird their loins in order to be ........
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..... the Mi'kmaqs from Nova Scotia, and from Toorac [known around the local coffee shops as RacMaks] (those Mi'kmaqs had done alright for themselves & pocketed a good quid during the industrial revolution), who thought that they could also contribute by teaching the Aussie aboriginal people's how to make a bow, and how to fletch an arrow. "We don't want no new fangled weapons down here, eh" said Tommy Praise-Mayo, "As .......
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.... a wide ranging base of ethnic and economic subgroups, which ....
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... who would, of course, be bipartisan in their quest to form a ......
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..... Special Subcommittee that .....
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..... formed a bipartisan Committee to investigate forming a Group to assemble a Committee of Inquiry to consider ........
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..... included 44 gallons of Dingo liquid soap with each purchase, CASA reacted by adding a Clean And Sterile Actiongroup to their power structure and the Dingo sales ......
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...... CASA added their CONSTRUCTION AT SPEED AUTHORITY that they buggered up the construction industry too, by requiring 100 hourly tear-downs and all operators over 16 to have 2 medicals each year and be swabbed for any sign of excessive enjoyment. With that, Dingo sales dried up and the Doc got really ......
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.....13654876.78.66557, with all numbers after the initial 5, being the number of patents that the Doc took out on the dingo. "Noone is going to knock off my design" said the Doc and these are robust machines that will last a lifetime, as evidenced by the fact that a sublicence has been issued to remove the wings and add a digger extension ............ and the Dingo mini-digger was born. The Doc loved the design and his only reservation was that ...... The 1st of the non flying Dingos. As can be seen, the wing attachment holes have been bogged up and painted red.
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..... postscript after the Peak Hill became the Peak Quarry and subsequently the Peak Big Pit. This newfound mining wealth turned Peak Hill into the outback equivalent of Peppermint Grove and this meant a lot to the Doc and his Dingo, which with typical medical black humor, he named Az ......
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.... one of the Cook family teaching dynasties that .....
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..... although it is recognised that these words are essential & relevant whenever the gas actually needs to be lit, or one needs to transition from slumber, however the use of such words during a dissertation on the merits of the female form in aviation and their suitability to actually be in charge of anything mechanical, other than a dishwasher, was a .......
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..... all derived from Alan Incognito (AI), who many of us suspect is connected to Turbine Robotics. Soon everyone started to use AI, even for 5 minute presentations at Rotary, or at the local Aero Club, with many styling their weekly piss-up as AI @ the AC, and dear old Al was run off his feet preparing ......
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..... he was found wanting when he joined Wreck Flying and pretended to know & comment on everything about Incidents and Accidents + the history of Aviation Legislation back to 1740, but that was ........
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..... he took over the market garden + 6 more, expanded the store into 20 adjoining suburbs, and flicked the Prefect in preference for a new Customline, then he would .....
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...... some much needed shopping space at Woolies and Coles, and that ......
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..... loop the proverbial C-150 loop, then add a Dutch roll and a French croissant, before I ...... For those thousands of readers who are not yet real pilots, below indicates a Dutch Roll. The French Croissant diagram will follow. PS .... You do not always have to land on runway 08 ............. and the phuging phugoid oscillation can be a deadset pain in the arse too.
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Sorry Onesie, but Turbine Pharmaceuticals, which just offer salt tablets (without much salt) rebadged as penicillin or whatever is needed, don't have much to suit bones penetrating skin.
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..... felt himself to be a REAL pilot again, .......... then felt himself again, and .....
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..... "She didn't die, but she is severely incapacitated, so can you .....
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..... when a particularly attractive and voluptuous young nurse asked Cappy "Which takes like more skill, darling, to fly like uncoordinated or to have that like little ball thingy just sitting, like boringly, down the bottom like that?" "It is the former, my dear" he replied with extreme modesty. "Wow Cappy. You are like really just an older, cooler (yet also wayyy like hotter) and taller, Tom Cruise in Top Gun, or is it Tom Hanks in like ......
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As is increasingly the case these days, although I do accept that he is often overloaded running the Turbine conglomerate + via his required constant and essential interaction with governments worldwide, NES contributors need to explain stuff to Turdy, so here is another example. To "oggle", or sometimes spelt correctly as "ogle", means to "eye amorously or provocatively". And from his considerable personal experience, a number of nurses really love it.
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"Have the visitors left yet Matron, as they appear to have eaten most of my grapes again?" said Cappy as he was being wheeled down to spend the day with Turbo, for them both to be propped up in front of the TV, to oggle the nurses, and to occasionally be permitted to use the internet.
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..... Cat Farm Complex (the TCCC) where he has, for decades, been cooking up cat-meat cookies infused with wacky tobacco ...... a culinary adventure that Cappy had originally opposed when it was first raised at board level, but then .....
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...... Eva Braun's grandma and the Kaiser's missus, who were hanging off his arm (as the ladies always do with Turbo) and begging for a .......
