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..... 26 years, and this caused a big problem as all of the publicity had already been printed, based on it being another "30 Years War" .... or in German .... a "Dreisch Jahren Scheisenstaushen". "Ziss is nein gut" said ze Kaiser when he called up Turbo's great grandy "As zis is just going to be a pizzy little 4 years war and I promised ze Rockerfeller'n zat I could deliver a good dreisich jahen bunn'n-fight'n and that would enable you und ze ...... TURBO'S MUCH-LOVED GRANDFATHER (USING THE WELL-KNOWN TURBINE FAMILY TEAPOT STANCE), ASKING THE BLOKE WHY HE HAS A MODEL OF A THRUSTER ON HIS HELMET ........ HENCE TURBO'S FIXATION WITH THEM.
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..... because the points on their helmets were affected by the transit of the latest sunspot activity and had also buggered up the early German version of WW1 GPS, such that ..... The Germans in WW1 were about to announce that they had invented SchtarenLinken, but they were then made aware that the Aussie aboriginals were claiming that, in an effort led by Widbinjajakri spirit totem, the Rainbow Muskstick. ZE KAUSEN VON ZE TROUBLEN MIT ZE GEEPEEESSEN UND ZE SCHTAREN LINKEN. it turns out that there is a 3,750 dB gain ground (hardbrownbitavref) plane (avref) antenna in the pointy bit.
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PS - The previously secret TOS Club, as now exposed so viciously by Turbo, had always been known amongst the pommy general public as "Tossers". Sent from my mobile device
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Or what those sand-monkeys did to the poor wolf in Wolf Creek". .... always included their military ranks, and there must be more Captains and Majors in Wreck Flying than were ever promoted since the Boer War. Group Captain Speer commented "They only became known as Pussy Moths, because those of us that flew them against those jolly Germans got lots of ......
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This post by the UniRoot (onlyeverhadoneref) is vicious and shows how good & worthy, but chip-on-the-shoulder, WA mates can turn on easterners without warning, such that Crappy feels like the NES no longer offers a safe space in which he can hide from his numerous enemies. Just say'n.
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.... the working classes wondered whether they had died and gone to heaven, all except for the .....
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..... looked at Russ Hinze & his mate Turbo, for guidance, about which they said ....
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..... adored him and when he would start to say "Well, don't you, don't you ...." she immediately would ..... touch it, and this became a problem for .....
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..... , when they returned from the Crusade, everyone was keen to hear stories of derring-do, as they had all read Danny Brown's book ..... but it turned out that this Crusade just went down to Charters Towers to attack the Masonic Lodge and to imbibe at the Workies Club and ....
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.... invented the resurrection narrative and there in the corner of the painting was a structure baring a sign saying "Golgotha Arms" with Golgotha crossed out and Hughendon added. This caused great interest from the .....
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.... to Morton's invention of the Cat Scan, which he had copied from an ancient cave painting that .....
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.... to Morton's invention of the Cat Scan, which he had copied from an ancient cave painting that .....
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..... this clearly proved that as well as inventing AFL footy, the Moon Lander and the Mars Rover (severalsort-ofaviationrelatedavrefs), the Aussie native peoples also invented & perfected the EFIS just .......
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.... wombat entrails which Crappy had spread out around the cocjpit so as to 'read" them in order to determine wind direction and ......
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..... wore his Kurdaitcha Man slippers to bed (Cappy is a certified Shaman able to practice in all states and Territories except the ACT) and stuck a rainbow serpent's feather up his ..... Cappy's very own KMSs after he took them off at the coffee shop this morning because they hurt his bunion.
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Crappy accepts that speared babies is not a good look for the NES so he continues Turdy's thread below. ...... and said "Elders can sell, at auction of course, that beautiful 230 for you for a substantial capital gain .... alternatively, we have the only supply of new thru-bolts on the planet, and while they are painted in Elders red & each comes with a free red shirt, they ......
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So, the question now, Dear Readers, is do we just pretend that Turbo is still "with it" and we reply to his above-quoted post ...... or do we point out to him and the world, that he is responding to a post on a previous page and several posts ago. For his mental well-being we should probably say nothing, but it is also a great opportunity to stick it up him (NTTIAWWT), ........ so to speak. What should we do? I leave it to others as Crappy would give him a reaming if Mickey the Jedi had his way.
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The above should have read "snag on a barby (viz BBQ) as no babies were harmed during the preparation of this post, nor when the stick was hardened.
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... snag on a baby as he tried to harden the stick in the fire as Uncle Warren had shown him as a kiddie. The Cook family had long believed in toughening up their nippers by emersing them in native cultures and this is why ........
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..... issued a statement that said "After he flew under it a few times he got bored and "did a CT" by flying through the spans while the Southern Aurora was coming along, and while that was highly illegal, I found it to be a turn-on when he then went downstream to the Hampton Bridge and flew sideways, knife-edge style, through the spans, then through the oval holes in the supports. The croud went berserk yet Cappy remained his usual modest and unassuming self, when he ..... The Hampton Bridge after the adoring crowd had disbursed.
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.... that deserve to be celebrated, like .....
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...... the hangar whenever the Cessna owner wants to feel the wind in their hair and to have their scarf a-flap'n. This fact, as recently exposed by Turbo in his previous post is a sad one, and is the reason why Cessnas have appeared so often in the mainstream media's crash reports. "This discovery by Turbo is a biggie and could get him the AO after which is hankers, as the issue is similar in principle to the door plug falling out of the Alaska Airlines Boeing recently. All Cessna aircraft worldwide are therefore grounded as a result, until all of their cabs can be permanently afixed and all owners are retrained so as not to "take their cab off" as Turbo so succinctly stated it." said the boss cocky of CASA. "But what will we write about in future?" cried the reporters of the MSM, who had all previously added the word Cessna into their ......
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This shows the extent of the problem and could be your next biennial CFI. This is not Turbo as he does not have blue braces ....... and I don't think it is Squealer either.
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...... parliamentary pants height controls ........ as low pants or off-pants is not the major issue, because there are more than a few members in the Harry high-pants category. As we all know from having to deal with their posts, there are also some Harry-High-Pants that have also infiltrated Wreck Flying. "I agree" said Penny Wong "This new high-pants fad is a problem for somebody who is 4' 6" tall and I am sick and tired of ......
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Will Onesie and bull please contact me to discuss what we are going to do about the Squealer, whoever he/she or it may be. This poster, under the name of the Squealer has been an issue since post #2 of the NES and I look forward to hearing your thoughts.
