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  1. ... flew (avref) ....
  2. ..... initially thought that this was the legendary map that Laurence (known as Lawry or Lozza to his mates) drew on a tablecloth in Tunisia when high on manky fermented dates, alternatively for a moment he thought that it may have been his own map of Tasmania, taken as a selfie, up the kaftan at the Cairo Casbah Flying Club (the CCFC) where he had .....
  3. INTERESTING CLIMATE CHANGE HISTORICAL DATA - During the legendary "Great Cooling" period in the Holy Land, the Knights Templar were the first to modify their battle tactics.
  4. ..... stopped smoking that particular hooka and took a packet of rolly out of the pocket of his kaftan, however he .....
  5. ..... reflexorially reached down to see if the jewels would re-inflate without the need to .....
  6. .... as the number of Teslas on the streets of Jerusalem was growing exponentially. The need for fast chargers had created an opportunity for the Islamophics to .... .
  7. ..... iced long black, so therefore accused of being racist and Islamophobic. "Islamophobic?" questioned the head sherang of the Knights Templar, "Now don't you worry about that as we pride ourselves on also being .....
  8. .... they imported a box of studs from the "New Jabiru" and the Ottomans shifted into .....
  9. .... who's real name was Arthur Schwarz, and had a poodle named Excalibur, made the locals laugh when he ......
  10. .... and were automatically enrolled as members of Turbine Masonic Lodge No 69, from whence they were sent to the Holy Land to .....
  11. ..... whenever a pouting recipient was pouted by a Catholic, they needed to .....
  12. .... they did not sink their teeth in, like the Aurora Serpent does. Instead, a sucking motion was used. The grandparents were members of the LBPT (Love Bite Pouters Tribe), and as a result, there were lots of them, so that they outnbered all the other pouting tribes combined, and their neck covering headdress was adopted as ......
  13. .... rudimentary yet efficient, with each used, empty pout (most contained 6 good pouts before needing to be reloaded) being sharpened for reuse as part of the tribe's net-zero ....
  14. ...... pouting, almost willy nilly. The popularity of pouting increased exponentially, the APF was formed, as was the Pouter's Land Council, and a .....
  15. .... a bigger problem than Hamas and building tunnels under Wilson's Promintary and The Nut, plus under the RMH and the ....
  16. .... there is a rainbow serpent trapped between Tasmania and Victoria and he is getting pretty shitty, so he has specifically asked/demanded that I, Guilis Guilis, alone, be retained to release it to the ......
  17. ..... millennia. geez gasped bull i can see where you got your name from as that does more than tickle. Gulis took off his feather moccasins and dropped his ......
  18. Note - During a moment of interracial harmony, Guli asked bull whether Turbo & OT are Kaditchas, as he had heard lots of good things about their powers. no said bull, they are just kads.
  19. ...... bull's neather region, but thankfully Guli's 1st attempt was just pouting it, so no real damage was done. geeez guli old mate be careful where you pout that thing and i suggest that you stop using it to try to kill everyone that voted against the voice Guli smiled, reloaded the bone, set it to "stun" and carefully ......
  20. ..... too close to the bone (footballerwithitoutref & Boneref). He therefore .....
  21. .... those that collected photos of footballers with it still out. bull thought that this sounded .....
  22. ..... fully appreciated that the NES had broken the news first, in an exclusive yet very friendly discussion, which gave a glimpse of the future of modern journalism, that led to the formation of Turbine .....
  23. ..... he realised that where he had placed the sticker on his empennage was actually covering and sealing of his exhaust pipe, so he soon realised that he should have actually applied the sticker on his plane (avref). This quickly led to a buildup of .....
  24. ..... bought a job-lot at the Co-op containing a reel of fencing wire (the AUF aviator's friend), a straight thru muffler off a written off WRX Sti and a sticker that sang the praises of boxer engine configurations. After installation, this meant that the undercarriage looked like knew, the Thruster sounded like Possum Bourne (when he was alive) at full noise, and the sticker was strategically placed .....
  25. .... exaggeration & shortcuts being taken, which caused Wihelm Albrect Bacher to utter the immortal phrases "She'll be right mate" "No wuckers" and "The original design will have included heaps of contingent allowance for that", which was the reason why his initials have been used for the most odious of .....
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