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As an interesting side note for our new Cinesè and Skippy nes members, the Aussie Foreign Minister's real name is Penny Wing and she had a high Wing profile in the Labor Party, before she changed her name to Wong so as to appear to be less oriental.
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..... the design of the .....
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.... aircraft went sideways and the engine cooling vents squinted, before they .....
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.... inscrutable engineering, allied with an influence of Mahjongg, Peking Duck, Genghis Kahn's jockstrap and ....
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...... which showed a ..... Cappy notes Turbo's clever use of the word "Cinese" so as to offend nobody and to single handedly unify all 13 of the disparate Cinese regions, including Taiwan/Formosa, containing about 4 billion cinese persons. As a result, the membership of Wreck Flying went thru the roof with old & crusty aviation oriented (avref) Cinese wrecks and heaps of them rushed to join the NES. Welkum to all you Cinese forks.
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.... the censors giving the anthem, and Almo's singing, a xxxx rating, which made the people search for it even more while promoting and drinking the beer of the same name, but then the censors made things worse by .....
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.... Almo also had one that related back to an unfortunate incident at Kyabram, where Almo, who was just a loveable young Como at the time, sang .....
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.....ound Lidia's large and well used .....
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.... led to further accusations that Larry the Legionaire was still resident, and cohabiting at the same time as Clyde Covid, Ebony Ebola, Michael Myocarditis and Phyllis S.....
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..... Pong Chalmers called Matt Dunnyvan a steaming .....
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..... was signed off under the name of Stinky Almo, seconded by .....
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.... they fell at Albo's feet, sniffed 'em and ......
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....protocol to have the sharp end of the spade pointed towards the ground, and the blunt bit ..... oh bugger, new page again so I am out of sinc again
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..... he has had his teeth whitened + some discrete hair plugs bunged in under his hat, and a non-glass jaw has been surgically added. When asked a Dorothy Dixer by the ABC, the Ambo replied "I want to be the Hunter Biden of the south Pacific". Within 30 minutes the spin doctors were at work trying to walk it back .... "When the Ambo refers to Hunter Biden he is not referring to the drugs or the hookers or the laptop, although the Ambo has recently misplaced his .....
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..... Albo the Ambo was off on a mouth to mouth administration course, learning how to give his blonde lady friend the best possible resuscitation experience as they fly around the world (avref) at more than a mile high. "We are at 40,000 ft" she observed "So does that mean that I have to do it 7.5 times, when just one with the Ambo is more than enough. Therefore can I change my referendum selection and now vote NO to everything, including my conjugal duties, and .......
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...... what Dickie Marles had previously described as a grievous infestation of Chinese .....
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.... the Darrawit Guimian language has roots in Latin, Celtic, Tasmanian Aboriginal + a good lick of Russian, that caused .....
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.... and particularly anybody with the slightest hint of a smile on their face would be sanctioned in the strongest possible VicPol terms, which meant that little old ladies sitting in parks minding their own business, and A10 pilots spraying 50 cal armour piercing around the countryside, would be treated equally and .....
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..... have a heap of fun buzzing (avref) your neighbour's joint and putting his chooks off laying for 6 months, not to mention what .....
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..... an A10 Thunderbolt II Warthog (eventual avref), where the Gatling Gun blows the sh......
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.... great fun when using an RPG on an .....
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..... retire to the ISIS caves up behind Mansfield, known locally as Tora Boring, where Aslimy Bedlinnen and CT were the best of ......
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..... initiated a major publicity blitz with a view to totally discrediting the CT. The main tenets of his push to rubbish that CT of a bloke was "He flies a plastic fantastic, so not really a proper AUF type person (where you need to be grey, stooped, a little bitter and fly 2-stroke rag & tube), he is a member of ISIS & Hamas, plus he voted Yes and is of tribal descent." ........... and that is precisely where he stuffed up, as the Press Conference immediately disolved in mayhem. "That's no good" said one of the reporters "That's a non-event & we can't report that, as those tribal dudes can kill wombats to their heart's content (the little ones always taste the best), turtles, dugongs, puppies, little pussies, baby koalas and ......
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..... one of the wombat's little nippers who had just learnt to walk and was at maximum cuteness, so had come along to show her dad how lovely she was. Some say CT deliberately pulled the shot onto the nipper, yet others claim .... The baby wombat ..... pre the small hole in the front bit.
