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As a long serving, and sniffing, close mate of Turbo, I can confirm to out thousands of NESers that when his pong is sometimes brought to his attention he just resorts to the Turbine family solution/tradition of cutting the arse out of his dungarees, thereby keeping the flies away from his face.
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..... any jazz festivals as those were real cool cats who were originally members of the Don Burrows quartet, but had dumped Donny when they heard the tracks being penned by Turdy & Crappy, who were the new 21st century Rogers and Hammerstein, and who were putting together a new trad band, to be called the .......
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Turbo's above post was obviously extremely prescient and had been noted by Albo's idea spotters. "What if we look at giving them $600 million" said Chris Bowen "As long as they sign up for Net Zero and I get container full of Bird-of-Paradise feathers to sell." "Gweat idea Chwis" wepweid Albo, and the west is histowy. Now back to the NES.
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..... the Turbine Flight Tracking & Pilot Dob-Ins Corporation, who are the real life Big Brother from George's book and who ......
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..... colourblind and thinks it is bright red, so he is actually a .... Crappy apologises for his lack of contribution to the NES over the past week, as your Cappy, dear Captain, has just sailed from Nova Scotia to Bermuda and had the heck beaten it of him by 3 north Atlantic weather systems over 4.5 days. And just like when he was an active and daring flyblown flyboy, he still attracts wind that is on the nose ....... like he is at times.
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...... a quandary on their hands. Do they allow Turbs to refuel in Bamaga and thereby double the national GDP and gold stockpile, or do they ping him and pocket that 1930s period reward that relates back to ....
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..... he discovered the delight that can be experienced with just one hand that is liberally covered in pig fat, because .....
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...... also start the machinery again. Turbo knew that this could possibly be regarded as a "Fatal Flaw" (FF) but thought that he would let his staff, and the locals, learn by first-hand experience (that would somehow, hopefully, keep those hands intact). The learning started pretty quickly, when ..............
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..... banning any aircraft that contains carbon fiber or even a little bit of plastic in the red button on the yoke, .......
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Crappy notes OT's above references and in an overnight survey of 700 AUF members who are also NES readers, 96% believe that the Sand is worse.
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... grass or other fibrous substance, like .....
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.... a few Electric Drifter Product Indemnity Claims started to show up in the ......
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.... Turbine Insurance, Tribunals and Actuarial Services (TITEARSES), who ....
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..... so the backwards flying Electric Drifter started to take sales from the Gyroplane market, and Airbus were so worried about their Eurocopter subsidiary that they looked at hiving it off to Turbine Industries (one of the few firms with sufficient resources, and a cashflow large enough, to handle the hiatus in chopper sales). Turbo was confident, yet .......
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.... sky (avref) unannounced at a STOL competition and winning it with a minus 10 metre measurement ..... and the biggest issue then being not to plough backwards thru the airport boundary fence. Such landings while flying backwards in a 10 kt breeze, nea zephyr, meant that the tail wheel needed to be ..... Crappy hopes that Planey is happy that the NES is now 100% serious aviation (avref) related for at least this 1 post.
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..... bomb shelter disguised as rabbit warren #64, where he .....
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..... having heard the blue-head coming, CT did a spoonful and ..... it s little known that it was CT that taught Dick how to fly (avref) and turned him into the brave swashbuckling non-nerdy flyboy that he is.
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..... the Morry Minor Car Club had been taken over by ex'Hells Angel's who enjoyed 3 bearing crankshaft and 1000 cc British technology that was an advance on their Harleys. The Morry drivers put on their 1%er jackets and drove en-mass to CTs workshop (this time only 25% of them broke down) and once there they called on ....
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..... Electric Drifter, which have a usability issue when out in the sticks living like the ancestors. "I snapped it up because I thought that they said that it was an "Eclectic Drifter" and I was looking for a collector's item to hide some kickback cash (please don't judge me harshly, as we all do it up here) that I received from .....
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..... and that was ..... Poor old Crappy is too tired to respond loquaciously after reading all that ...... and his head hurts.
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..... stick their snouts into the WA-PNG welfare system. Marky M was proud of the system that he had developed "You can be as white as a Tip Top sandwich loaf but just say that you have 2% ......
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...... Marky Mark McGowan (Turbo has a penchant for despots) who insisted that the TI conglomerate relocate to Perth and ........
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Posted in error via excess enthusiasm.
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...... said "That's Racist" and took him off to PNG"s Equal Opportunity Except That Some Are More Equal Than Others Tribunal (the EOETSAMETO), where .....
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....nything other than a .......
