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And this is when Matthews chimed in again "Apologies honourable (sic) Dan but is your reference to Flamingoes referring to a renaming of those fine air-cooled Australian engines and FRP aircraft, or are you a ........
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And at the moment he is undertaking intensive Chinese lessons to allow him to clearly say :Please don't push me down the stairs again" (请不要再把我推下楼梯)
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WRECK FLYING NEWS - It has been reported that Dan (The Man) Andrews was yesterday seen having a soy almond chai latte with a well known & dynamic, yet colourful but shady, business identity, and they were overheard to be discussing Dan picking up a role as Chairman of Turbine Industries. Mr. TurbinePlonker was also overheard to use words to the effect of "This will help us get all the commy business.
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..... encouraged as part of our construction of a Chinese Military Base via our Braces and Tracks Agreement, where the CCP are in a JV with Turbine Industries (TI), the PNGUF, and also with Turbine Missiles and Space Administration (TM&SA) where Lae will rapidly become a major space port and the TM&SA will rival SpaceX with their ...... (As a little bit of a confidential confession, Cappy advises that he is an admirer {and a bit of a Groupie] of Elon Musk and it has only recently become apparent to Cappy [he is a bit slow] that Turbo and Elon are so similar that they could be one and the same. If so, it would be a real coup for the NES if we have Elon posting here under Turdy's pseudonym]).
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..... passes, in the mist @ IMC standards, up blind valleys, all under the influence of Beetle Juice and in an enlightened move, this was all done with the approval of the PNGUF, which considered that .....
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.... he said "I fought on the Kokoda Trail". "Fought dysentary and the runs from both ends, last week, when I accidentally strayed off the easy & flat Wooses Latte Trail, onto the steep and nasty ....
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WARNING TO NES'ers .... Turdy may well be in Wreck Flying Jail (RFJ) based on a complaint from LatinAutor-UMPG for using an unauthoriesed video of the Andrews Sisters. Use care if associating with him until this is resolved.
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..... Turbo flew one of his arrogant straight-in approaches with the music blaring & the radio on the wrong frequency (known in aviation parlance all over OZ, and now throughout PNG, as T's AS-IAs), scattering all the airline flights, and once landed in Lae he was given a lay and after such a long period of celebacy, and being on the menu in the Highlands, he went looking for a good la.......... THE VERY LAY THAT TURBO WAS GIVEN ON ARRIVAL IN LAE. (NOW KEPT UNDER LOCK AND KEY IN THE AUF HALL OF FAME)
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...... Turdo into the village pantry and gave him a full body massage (erky perky) with olive oil. While Turdy is a little on the scrawny side, he is quality merchandise nevertheless, so the villages decided to use him as Hors d'Oeuvres on a bed of used palm fronds and yams that were a bit "off", to also be served with an astringent ......
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.... give it all a good scratch then rub savlon cream liberally on all the itchy bits. To the natives, who were looking secretively through the Sawgrass, Turbo doing that looked like ......
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........ presented with a HUGE gourd that was painted in the rainbow colours, but also with a Vote YES sticker over the drain-hole in the end. Turbo wore it with pride to the ........
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...... rrested if they found any evidence of your arms dealing. Turbo, however, in his usual slick way, had established a good relationship with the police and he .....
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..... it could still get angry when .....
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.... ,yet somehow, still .....
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...... wizened ....
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.... this was not in proportion to his .....
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...... looked at Bruho's withered bone and said " You are not supposed to use THAT bone, and get your hand off it". Bruho apologized, looked embarrassed and it became clear that his hand was needed to ......
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....... some confusion, particularly when Onesie was quickly nominated to be the President & the Poster Child of LMBTQRST Australia (as he certainly does have "that" look about him). However, OT quickly clarified the matter and stated "bull is confused by his lack of punctilliation & pronouns, as he actually nominated me as gay .......... meaning that I am optimistic, happy, carefree and have a cheerful, amusing and lighthearted manner." bull was remorseful, having (on a public forum where the entire WA aviation community [there might even be 3] is watching) dropped OT well and truly into the .......
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..... she was finally able to get through to OT on how to perform sideslipping without looking like a one-winged seagull, and she finally showed him how to stay on the centerline (or anywhere near the runway in OT's case) with crossed controls. "F&$# crossed controls" OT said "I used to just get cross ...... and then do multiple missed approaches until the wind eventually lined up with the runway" OT confided. "She's fantastic, so I took her downtown for a coffee and croissant at the Bell Tower, before she addressed my other big coordination issue, which was that I ......
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..... "I am a resident of the North Island, and are you interested in a quick .....
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..... rickety .....
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..... dacks and he wasn't wearing a gourd. But then a nubile tribeslady stepped out, looked OT over and said "Gawd ..............you have a .....
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..... blew .....
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...... wanted to anoint him as a God (this sort of thing happens all the time), but with his usual modesty, he declined and instead nominated Onesie ....., because WA needs the prestige and is more like the highlands in its social structure. OT was willing, on the condition that .....
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..... just a little stirred up, but as Turbo was aware from other campaigns, that is when Crappy is at his most dangerous, as was found in his successful campaigns against the Zulus, the Boars, the Indians (dot not feather), those pesky Americans, and those ......
