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..... Honda Accord, which, after the Honda Jet, is their next project to provide a rice-burner to the Light Sport category. The only current issue is that the Honda concept has the engine mounted above the left wing in a pod, and with a single engine, that gives asymmetric thrust, which can be a bit of a bother when ......
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.... the fact that the paint on the wings & empennage was made in Wuhan, well before that town became known for that other little health scare, and that paint (WP) caused severe infections that needed to be drained into milk bottles, because ......
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Beware CT as your insurance premiums will go thru the roof if he accepts your kind invitation.
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..... , through a series of valves that were pirated from an old HMV radio, undertake basic AI functions, and while marketed as just your basic and bog-standard Aston Martin LTQR, it was actually able to intrinsically maintain glide slope within 2 ft, and flare automatically during a landing as the throttle closed automatically. This, or course, made a huge difference during WWII, when pilot training could be cut back to just teaching basic take-off skills and the pilots could be chucked into the fray after only 2 hours of training. That meant that .....
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..... his .....
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This post, in reality, by positively identifying Turbo as Sergey Viktorovich Lavrov, is accusing Turbo of being a puppet of the Russian Government and, by extension, one of Vlad's bumboys. Knowing as I do that Turbo is only loyal to one cause (being himself/Turbine Industries) therefore, due to his assertion and the fake dossier that is available on his website, it is logical to question whether Onesie might actually be Christopher Steele, hiding like a rabid quokka in the back-blocks of WA ............ which is now a favored hideout for most of eastern Australia's and the world's rejects, grifters, snake oil salesmen, and terrorists, because there are a plethora of sandhills to hide behind, spaced on average every 250 m (Oh, the sand). Like the murderers from the Batavia (on which all WA traditions were founded), the world's flotsam and jetsam therefore gravitated naturally to the area around Southern Cross, where they formed the WA Freedom of Thought & 72 Virgins Association, which was akin, in constitution and regalia to the local SC Masonic Lodge #786, and Chris (OT) Steele was elected Grand Poohbah and Mufti. Is this the Onesie that we know and love?
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..... Hillary grabbed the Big Red Button in an attempt to reset the world order and to ..... Killary and the BRB
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Which came as a bit of a shock to every random bomb chucker, failed IED builder, and suicide bomber, that are still searching for their virgins, particularly after the small print was explained to them that nowhere does it specify that the virgins must be female. ...... he was caught like a roo in the headlights, with his hand on his .....
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.... which said "g'day turbo eh. don't shoot eh, it's me eh, bull from bone eh and i'll give you a cut of my loot (eh) ifn you will just ..... Cappy is aware that in sketchy places Turbo often goes by the sudonym of "Hugh" (short for "Huge"), but has never before seen him use the spelling of "hew".
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.... , who looked a lot like General Patton (it was actually Turbo wearing a metal helmet and carrying an ivory handled pistol) confronted bull and called "Hande Hoch". For a moment, bull packed death, then darted down an alleyway (the one on the right off Allestrande Lause near the Peace Steps and just before the War Steps) following the well documented WWII escape route, which was used by .....
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..... these huge values of funds were assumed and declared by the Bank to be the proceeds of crime, (1) because bull has always been a bit shonky, and (2) because he has been consorting with a known undesirable (Turdboy). (bull & Turdy must really be suss & on-the-nose, because the Swiss bank johnnies have had no trouble over the years with stashing Nazi loot, gold teeth from the concentration camps & gulags, or the takings from the Mexican cartels). But bull had another trick up his caftan and ......
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...... the price went up, OT's did too. "That's a bit stiff" commented bull, when he had to pay the extra to fill up his Jackoff, so he decided to short oil, until he ......
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..... "Only if I can have my own pager and join the People's Front for Toorak ....... (after all, "What have VicPol and Danny-Boy ever done for us?")". Ahmed thought that Shirley would look hot through the letterbox opening in a burka, so he took her to the next meeting of the PFfT and she was ...... How Ahmed imagines Shirley, the Numphette And Shirl, when the mozzies & flys (avref) are around.
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..... always took the gratis one, particularly if the bloke, or bloke-ette (Shirl was always a great fan of ACDC, and also of Bon Scott), looked good enough that she would not have to chew her arm off in the morning. Shirl was of an age that her vision of a rag-head involved an Italian or Greek concreter with his hankie tied in each corner, so she did not connect the term with bomb-chuckers, and that ......
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..... the local GFA gestapo radioed and asked to see her GFA license, and why she had not gotten the required 17 clearances from the CFI at the local Royal Norseman Heights Gliding Club + paid for a cable launch. Shirl knew this clown from a blind date that she had consented to some years before, when she had been particularly ......
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..... a Monday when the street sweeper had not been active since the Thursday of the fortnight before, so the dirt had accumulated and was particularly grotty, plus this had been augmented by the Norseman Nightsoil Carters (the NNCs) that had twice dropped their traditional half gallon dollop out of each can, onto the streets and around a moribund Chiko, unless the carters had received a good Chrissy present the previous Dec 25th. (Some say that this may have been from whence Chiko got his ideas about that extra little flavoring something that he included in the CRs). Norseman people are renowned for being extremely frugal & for not being generous at Christmas, so the streets were full of .....
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Mind you, those would still be preferable to what is available currently in the Norseman TruckStop(s).
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... the mainstream media's distortions about ......
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..... sent Qi's missus a stern yet tasteful message that commenced "G'day honey. If you will get Ping to back off a bit, I would be willing to again do those special things that you like. Love Cappy" This worked and the Chinese immediately started to dismantle the Spratleys and sacked everyone in their Navy. When he heard of this and saw the effects of Cappy's work, the Crapster received another call. "Howdie Crappy if I may be so familiar, it's Don here, do you have time now for a chat or should I call back when it suits you better ........ or I could fly over in AF1 and land at Y-KKA where we can have a good chinwag, and you can give me some pointers." "No wuckers Don" replied Cappy, who is never difficult to get on with, and they then had a delightful, encrypted discussion that covered ......
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...... "All of those images were generated by the cheap & cheerful "Turdbine AI" based in Bangladesh using a secondhand laptop, so all of the animals have 5 legs, and even Turbo himself has 3 1/2 legs + an oversized lump in his Safari Suit ...... while all the time Turbo himself was lying on his motheaten couch in Moorabbin with cans of VB strewn all around, and a rotten .....
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..... , and their oil, out as a NHS medical breakthrough, necessary because the Rolling Stones were due to tour again, and all of their fans were preparing to clap, or to catch it at after-parties all over OZ. Chiko roll oil, or CRO as the knockoff was named & mandated in Uganda by Pfizer, was indeed a ..... "Mandated" requires that every male be injected with CRO in the date.
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.... a feeling of deja-vu, because something like this had happened before when he had .....
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..... the great Turbine WtC scandal, where Cappy and Turbs, who have both been certified as 1.5% aboriginal (due to indiscretional dalliances by their great, great, grandfathers), performed what would become a very seminal Welcome TC at the Rockhampton Show ("seminal" in this case means strongly influencing later developments, ..... not as it relates to the donation of semen). Both were wearing lap laps and stomping + jumping, imitating the rainbow wombat, when, during a critical part of the ceremony, their private bits feel out the side and dangled there, glinting in the lights of the showground, while ..... Some critics have called this a coordinated costume malfunction, but it was purely accidental and based on the weight of their junk, and the diagonal strength of the material in the lap lap.
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..... but that integral with each sale was a written commitment from the purchaser to support Nuclear Energy, and to be 100% in favour of the Green New Deal that was proposed by Charlie Green, which involved building cheek by joule, new 10 storey blocks of waterfront home units & tunnels on all NZ rivers and inlets, then selling them to Palestinian immigrants fresh out of Gaza. The Gazans loved Fluff, & Charlie, as did the Israeli hostages that each family brought with them, so NZ set the standard for immigrant housing & integration, by issuing ......
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..... it was explained that the "fluff" in the BTT Fluff NZ company name was not methane related, but instead referred to the soft and downy sensation that is provided by .....
