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..... had a beak the size of a Toucan. BBs are well known to focus the mind when you are on the receiving end, and the skinny .....
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..... that is when the solidarity & strength of Wreck Flyers all kicked in. OT jumped the midnight horror direct to DG International and all the other wrecks lined up around the boundaries to CT's compound. "Aren't you glad there is no issue in Vicmanistan with African Skinny People Gangs (ASPGs)?" asked Turbo who, with Cappy, organised a defensive perimeter based on their experience up the Khyber. The skinny persons had not seen anything similar, so they called up Jacinta on their govt issued IPhone 16 pros to report a racist defensive compound at DG, and Jazzy responded with a ".....
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..... from around their bunny parson's nose. Apart from CT always having been a rather salty (& fruity) individual, all NESers are waiting with baited halitosis for some advice as to background (or even some basic story continuity) on how CT is back and staring in the NES after demonstrably being such a ......
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..... a disused cattle trough, face down. What happened next was worse than before, and the cattle had a field day, see the below photo for those that are not squeamish. The cattle were excited to be able to lick a ...... THIS PHOTO HAS BEEN BANNED BY FACEBOOK, YOUTUBE AND WRECK FRYING, RESULTING IN CAPPY BEING GIVEN AN ENFORCED HOLIDAY BY THESE ORGANISATIONS + BY PORNHUB.
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..... the Crapster's salty tasting GF had a huge hole licked in her, where her .....
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...... a farmer and grazier who always had salt licks available for his cattle, so with his GF as solid as a rock, this was going to save him a motza, and might even put the farm back into profit. The cattle loved it, but when the Skipper saw the cattle's tongues and where they headed first on the pillar he called in his best commanding voice "Don't lick it there, and ...... One of Crappy's cattle (sporting the Cook family haircut) about the approach the pillar of salt. Cappy's GF after she became the pillar of salt. Wreck Frying and good taste forced an edit and would not allow the photo to show what it looked like any further down south.
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HISTORY LESSON - Dear NESers. Crappy has big news about the stuff up on Mt Sinai, because the 1st 5 Commandments had some really tuff stuff in them, which Cappy had no chance of complying with ..... they even wanted to stop you from doing a few of the things that Crappy does a couple of times each week. Therefore, please see the attached video that Cappy made when Moses fronted up after he came down from the mountain ....... and Crappy herewith confesses that it was him that smeared the Vaseline on Moses right hand (Moses thought it was Vicks as he had a cold). The rest is history, and I'm sure that you can agree that we can all get away with managing just 10.
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G'day Andy and welcome back. How are they hang'n?
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..... low earth orbit (some are currently being used by Starlink to service their satellites). This happened shortly after the Mk 6 encabulators were fitted to Hercs and they worked so well, as per the below photo. So when Turbo decided to fit the same number on a Drifter, it won Thrill Ride of the Year, and Drifter pilots went ..... A Herc with 10 encabulators fitted, so same number that Turdy fitted to Drifters. Turbo sure is a fun guy. PS .... We have no proof but some burn marks on the petrified MOA indicates that they too had flames coming out of their ducts, and possibly also out of their clackers, which the Egyptian dissection dude thinks were interconnected via a one way valve, same like in the human tear duct. (Tear as in drops of salty water, not as in "tear you a new one").
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.... was not long before Mavis took offence once her name was on that sketch, and it had been plastered all over the interwebb. This sketch became very popular, for example, in Wagga and at her later postings, the sketch had Mavis crossed out with Tipp-Ex and Doubtfire written in (It is worthy of note that Tipp-Ex is still being used by CopShops in NSW and in Vicmanistan, whereas in Qld and WA they just force the scribes to rewrite the entire papyrus scroll). The MOA is also well known for their claws (they kick arse in a heavyweight cockfight), and for their .......
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..... the grog and somebody with 3 needles taped onto the end of a bit of bamboo, and a bottle of Prussian Blue ink from school, offered to do a freeby tap tap tat. I tossed up between Ned's "Such is life", or 25 random Japanese characters, but then settled on my 8 miles schtick, however many tat viewers get confused and think that MOA stands for .......
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.... or even a Cessna. But the Turdy legend overcame .....
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..... that bunny's luck rabbit's foot. Some may consider that a strange description until it was pointed out that the other 3 that were vaporised were much more unlucky. That shot became legend and Turbo had himself tattooed with the words 8 miles on a Bunny equals 0.0000012 MOA. Speaking tours around DG and district were oversubscribed before Turbs ......
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.....s have reported the ghostly sounds if a 50 cal rifle bolt sliding closed in the mists down on the beach at midnight after a few gins and nails have changed hands. As everyone knows, 50 cal bolt actions have their good sides, and their bad sides, and this often confuses ......
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.... certainly drawn back to the sea again, but in bull's case he was longing to visit Tahiti again to see the dusky maidens where, in the 1800's, he could obtain anything he wanted (and even that), for the price of a nail (hence the crude term so often used by onetrack). bull for sure & certain does not engage in gluttony, but he did buy his bags of nails by the tonne, which resulted in .....
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..... gutso's hollandaise, Fidel's communist fervor including a purge or two, Bill's slimeyness, and Monica's .....
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..... an ironclad guarantee to add me and Turdy to Mount Rushmore". bull was also very pleased with a gift of Cuban cigars with Fidel's name crossed off the label and Monica's name added in Bill's handwriting. bull loves this type of quirky gift and sniffed the 1st cigar as you do to appreciate a fine Cuban and ......
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..... bull's new G700 Gulfstream looked a little ostentatious, but bull speaks plainly to the peasants, and when asked by a CNN reporter he just said "Well Elon has one so it only seems ..... When OT sends gutso home to spend some time with bull, he (gutso, not bull) is kept in an upchuck proof container in the back of the bentley or in seat 8D of the G700 (or g700 as bull describes it).
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..... that this may indicate an improper relationship under section 204 of the Texas penile code, unless of course bull identifies as a female Red Setter, in which case it would be hunky dory and everyone would be rooting for gutso as he.....
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..... thought that it looked very patriotic with the wattle yellow of the gutso juice In front of the eucalypt green of the pitot tube, so bull, being a super Aussie, naturally broke into song by repeating "girt by sea" 20 times to the tune of waltzing .......
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..... cocked his Piggy-went-to-market thumb and pointed his Piggy-stayed-home finger at gutso (in a .22 behind the ear out behind the barn, type of gesture that all country dogs know, after they have eaten a few chickens or upchucked on their owners). gutso thought that this was the end and went wee-wee-wee all over his seat in the Jackoff. To say that bull was disappointed was an understatement, but in usual bull form, he just ......
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..... said, as he wiped the yellow liquid (which looked a bit like hollandaise sause, but from inside a pooch) from around his mouth, off his blood red harness and from inside both cups of his new bose noise cancellors "oh gusto you naughty boy/girl/thing" (bull is very sensitive to canine gender conventions, as he had in the past fallen foul of ......
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.... his liquor, grow a moustache and wear a cravat, just like the Spitfire pilots in the BOB (not the Ahlox pilot types at the Blue Oyster, but he was referring to the Battle of Britain). bull threw himself into the lessons with gutso, which is his dog's name, and he .....
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..... bull loves being inside the box. He is known by his aerobatic mates as "box-man", and similarly, as the ladies have declared at the Bone Rissole, bull is their ".....
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..... yell "Smoke On" as he pretended to be a dashing Matt Hall in his Extra, after which bull looped the loop and flew back through his own smoke, which was not easy to see when it just came from a filter-less 70-year-old Craven A. bull's natural POI has won him several aerobatic competitions, where bull thought that he was a naturally skilled aerobat, however these wins were actually a result of his ......
