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..... were that his speed had been overstated and was more like a funny car on 7 cylinders. This exaggeration is becoming endemic in some NES posts, just like when .....
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.... they turned him around to face away from them, lifted his tail and .......
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..... who really was the Greatest Of All Time, a title normally reserved for WA, OT & Dr Forrest, claimed that .....
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..... Turdy's depth of aviation knowledge, and .....
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..... Turbo offered to take his wet T-shirt off, but the crowd yelled "Put it back on as several of them dry-reached and .....
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..... nk tutus to wear under our kaftans, ...... and a couple for the goats too, for when we go to the B&G Ball, where ...... Cappy apologizes for bringing the NES down again from TP's literary height to the most basic of instincts, however he thought that our country & OS readers might enjoy & identify with that.
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The Turgid Plonker has created a record breaking post of 21 paragraphs ..... FFS. Cappy is fatigued as a result, and will try to reply once recovered. Best wishes for 2024 to our many thousands of NESers.
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..... as I thought it was a Cessna". "You have been indoctrinated by the media" responded Beau "Because those buggers never gave Dr Ifter enough credit, as the good doctor cleverly took the best things about Cessnas, chucked away all the bad bits and named the aircraft (avref) after himself. Then the MK IV, a considerable improvement in speed, breathtaking power & load carrying capacity, was named after his son Mark and his daughter Ivy." "Wow" responded Ahmed "I just love the minutia of these types of details about Skippy aviation (avref) history. Next, you'll tell me that that CT of a bloke is named after his .......
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... flew (avref) ....
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..... initially thought that this was the legendary map that Laurence (known as Lawry or Lozza to his mates) drew on a tablecloth in Tunisia when high on manky fermented dates, alternatively for a moment he thought that it may have been his own map of Tasmania, taken as a selfie, up the kaftan at the Cairo Casbah Flying Club (the CCFC) where he had .....
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INTERESTING CLIMATE CHANGE HISTORICAL DATA - During the legendary "Great Cooling" period in the Holy Land, the Knights Templar were the first to modify their battle tactics.
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..... stopped smoking that particular hooka and took a packet of rolly out of the pocket of his kaftan, however he .....
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..... reflexorially reached down to see if the jewels would re-inflate without the need to .....
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.... as the number of Teslas on the streets of Jerusalem was growing exponentially. The need for fast chargers had created an opportunity for the Islamophics to .... .
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..... iced long black, so therefore accused of being racist and Islamophobic. "Islamophobic?" questioned the head sherang of the Knights Templar, "Now don't you worry about that as we pride ourselves on also being .....
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.... they imported a box of studs from the "New Jabiru" and the Ottomans shifted into .....
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.... who's real name was Arthur Schwarz, and had a poodle named Excalibur, made the locals laugh when he ......
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.... and were automatically enrolled as members of Turbine Masonic Lodge No 69, from whence they were sent to the Holy Land to .....
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..... whenever a pouting recipient was pouted by a Catholic, they needed to .....
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.... they did not sink their teeth in, like the Aurora Serpent does. Instead, a sucking motion was used. The grandparents were members of the LBPT (Love Bite Pouters Tribe), and as a result, there were lots of them, so that they outnbered all the other pouting tribes combined, and their neck covering headdress was adopted as ......
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.... rudimentary yet efficient, with each used, empty pout (most contained 6 good pouts before needing to be reloaded) being sharpened for reuse as part of the tribe's net-zero ....
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...... pouting, almost willy nilly. The popularity of pouting increased exponentially, the APF was formed, as was the Pouter's Land Council, and a .....
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.... a bigger problem than Hamas and building tunnels under Wilson's Promintary and The Nut, plus under the RMH and the ....
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.... there is a rainbow serpent trapped between Tasmania and Victoria and he is getting pretty shitty, so he has specifically asked/demanded that I, Guilis Guilis, alone, be retained to release it to the ......
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..... millennia. geez gasped bull i can see where you got your name from as that does more than tickle. Gulis took off his feather moccasins and dropped his ......
