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.... flying (avref) up into the wonderous blue and freeing ourselves from the weighty bonds of earth .....

..... Sgt T and Sgt O had posted several conclusive arguments on the Kyber Pass Forum which were accepted by the Bengals (except that objections were posted by bengdriver and old bengeela, who never really liked the sargents very much anyway). Both Sgts received a membership upgrade as a result of their posts, the beggers buggered off, and the ......

.... had experienced similar symptoms from what was known at that time as "The Khyber Rash", which also had a burrowing mite that .....

HERE IS A TYPICAL WA CRACK. WOWEE THAT MUST BE PAINFUL, AS IT WOULD HURT EVEN IF ON YOUR HEEL (Turboref). TAKE SPECIAL NOTE OF THE SAND DOING ITS EVIL WORK. NOT TO MENTION THAT THING WITH THE 10 OR 12 LEGS (SINCE CHECKED WITH DR GOOGLE TO BE THE COMMON WA ARSE MITE (ARSUS BITEMUILIUM AGONOSTICUS).

.... have the same constant affliction of sand chafing their crack ...... and ......

..... still visits the Khyber (NTTIAWWT) ..... Pass that is, to revisit all the girls in the villages (in their prescribed and agreed order), to rescue any serviceman (Afghan, Chinese, Indian [dot, not feather], British or left over Russian) in distress (Cappy is an equal opportunity rescuer) and to pick up whatever medals or awards that are in the offing from whatever tin pot country. Such bravery & selfless community service obviously puts the lie to Onesie's above vicious post, which is one, sadly, only too typical in attitude from a sand person to a Wise-Man-from-the-East made good, so .....

..... would would do do in in Gumly Gumly,, because because ...... ......

..... all of the circumstances until Cappy showed him some pencil drawings (this was before film) of how Cappy was unarmed, yet rescued Turbo by bravely sticking his finger into the tiger's ......

..... he had a number of scratch marks on him, some certainly from the pussies, but some were also on his back, and after considersble DNA testing, it was discovered that .....

..... anything about a Cessna being involved, or .....

.... the animal liberationist approach of reasoning with it, but that didn't work either. But then Turbo thought back to his pubescent youth and realised why the cat's were so cranky ..... and why their numbers were so stable. He had kept them sexually separated for the past 12 months. So with a single deft move, Turbo opened the male & female cages and watched what happened. (It was like a B&S Ball on steroids). In fact he watched for an unhealthy length of time, and that was when the term "petaphilia" entered the modern lexicon, which .....

15 MINUTES IS NOT ENUFF TIME TO EDIT. TURBO LOOKS LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN THESE 2, BUT WITH A CAT FARM PUSSY ON HIS LAP TO HIDE HIS EXCITEMENT.

...... TI's Nile (which features a cheesy Turbo-like smile as their logo) would set up their package distribution networks. Turdy appointed Joycey to run the show, based out of a bike shed at Barraba Regional Airport and CT submitted a tender to run the Mextorian operation, plus to also build a new Electric & Hydrogen Drifter production facility. The CT fancies himself as the next Elon Musk and has also renamed the DG International Airport and Freight Hub (DGIA&FH) to add the words Space & Nile Port (which became popularly known by the catchy term CT'sDGIA&FH+S&NP). As noted by OT, the AUF punters lost interest (which will never be the case with the NES where there are thousands of viewers), until they needed parts and embarrassing adult products delivered quick stix in brown papered boxes, so TI's Nile division took off and as a result, Turbo was invited to speak at the next WEF meeting ......................... except that he was regarded as soooo influential that the WEF dumped Davos and they all flew to Moorabbin, which grew to become the center of the ............ PS - At time of writing Turbo has been proposed to take over the WEF from Klaus Schwab, as Turbo has the perfect Dr Evil look (even better than Klaus's) and has undertaken to conscript a suitable cat from one of the farms. TURBO SELECTED THIS SELF PORTRAIT-LIKE LOGO FOR HIS NILE PARCEL NETWORK TURBO TRIED TO BUY THE RIGHTS TO USE THIS LOGO, BUT THE STONES TOLD HIM TO GET KNOTTED.

..... Jeff Bayzos decided to cut his losses and Turbo picked up Amazon for a song. Turdfeatrenamed it Nile and the sales were back up at an increase of 80% year on year, at least that ...

..... tied with vine & looking like they had been used as part of one of those tower diving, non-bungee cord, sessions. This all added to the value of the ..... THE BOXES WERE ALL CHUCKED OFF HERE TO GIVE THEM ADDED AUTHENTICITY AND COLLECTABILITY ..... AND HENCE, MORE VALUE. Photos courtesy of the Turbine Tower Diving Collective. TURBS, THE GREAT MAN HIMSELF, ABOUT TO TEST THE TOWER. THIS PIC TAKEN EARLY IN THE PROCESS, AS IT IS NOT RUNNING DOWN HIS LEG YET.

..... rich, ........ because in an ultimate irony, they flogged off their excess cargo to western buyers on Ebay, where .....

.... this was celebrated via the GDC freelance dance competition, which reflected the .....

..... needed of either a physical or cerebral nature, plus he knew of what & who had been incorporated into the original foundations. So he f....... PS - Welcome back bull. Have you executed any lucrative contracts, or crims, lately?

..... Joycey to come down from his ivory tower and lead them in song, before he ......

...... which he thought would provide a win, win, Win, and he ......

ANOTHER ASIDE - It appears that Turbine Industries are consumed by Jabba the Hutt issues, as Turbine Catering are featuring the below dish in their thousands of restaurants, for the months of September & October.

....... the angle of the dangle, and that, Your Honour, mate, is another issue with regard to Turbo's so-called banana, because ..... A SELF PORTRAIT FILE PHOTO, TAKEN BY TURBO, BUT OBVIOUSLY WHEN HE WAS MUCH YOUNGER.

..... as Lawyers do, and Cappy should know, they wasted 2 days of the Court's time arguing over whether the fish was a Carp or a Cobia and it wasn't resolved until a HiDe expert was retained at great expense and the Judge asked him "Now Mr bull, as the world's leading HiDe proponent & user, and as a contract killer of note, please tell the Court ......

...... while the pic was a little grainy, everyone was happy, even though some thought that the tail looks a bit more like a Jabiru (and as per Turbo's previous post where he mentioned Jabba the Hut, it is understood that the new owners are actually located within a building, so Turbo's insight and intuition has successfully predicted the future, yet again). However, the controversy had not gone away as a blow-up of the photo shows that Turbo's left nut was tattooed with the words "Property of Turbine Industries" and his right one had a tatt that read "Madge was Here" in a Japanese font (マッジはここにいた). The Banana on the other hand didn't look entirely natural, and it was clear that it had been circum.........

As an Aside .... our thousands of French NES readers please look away now (nos milliers de lectrices françaises de NES s’il vous plaît détourner le regard maintenant), Cappy recently bought a Citroen and a Peugeot convertible for his girlfriends, but both rejected them and one wanted a Nissan GTR and the other wanted a Shelby Mustang, so Cappy took both convertibles back to the dealer and was offered 5% of what he paid for them. So Cappy completely understands Onesie's distain in his earlier post.