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.... there is a rainbow serpent trapped between Tasmania and Victoria and he is getting pretty shitty, so he has specifically asked/demanded that I, Guilis Guilis, alone, be retained to release it to the ......
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..... millennia. geez gasped bull i can see where you got your name from as that does more than tickle. Gulis took off his feather moccasins and dropped his ......
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Note - During a moment of interracial harmony, Guli asked bull whether Turbo & OT are Kaditchas, as he had heard lots of good things about their powers. no said bull, they are just kads.
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...... bull's neather region, but thankfully Guli's 1st attempt was just pouting it, so no real damage was done. geeez guli old mate be careful where you pout that thing and i suggest that you stop using it to try to kill everyone that voted against the voice Guli smiled, reloaded the bone, set it to "stun" and carefully ......
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..... too close to the bone (footballerwithitoutref & Boneref). He therefore .....
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.... those that collected photos of footballers with it still out. bull thought that this sounded .....
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..... fully appreciated that the NES had broken the news first, in an exclusive yet very friendly discussion, which gave a glimpse of the future of modern journalism, that led to the formation of Turbine .....
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..... he realised that where he had placed the sticker on his empennage was actually covering and sealing of his exhaust pipe, so he soon realised that he should have actually applied the sticker on his plane (avref). This quickly led to a buildup of .....
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..... bought a job-lot at the Co-op containing a reel of fencing wire (the AUF aviator's friend), a straight thru muffler off a written off WRX Sti and a sticker that sang the praises of boxer engine configurations. After installation, this meant that the undercarriage looked like knew, the Thruster sounded like Possum Bourne (when he was alive) at full noise, and the sticker was strategically placed .....
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.... exaggeration & shortcuts being taken, which caused Wihelm Albrect Bacher to utter the immortal phrases "She'll be right mate" "No wuckers" and "The original design will have included heaps of contingent allowance for that", which was the reason why his initials have been used for the most odious of .....
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.... declared war on Iceland, Wales & Leeds. This led to an unholy coalition of anti JtR .....
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.... stop picking fights down at the pub, the Dalriada Arms, where he was trying to recruit a Militia for the purpose of ......
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..... being outlandishly Oirish and dancing a .....
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.... Rolf joined the Oirish Rovers in their version of Jake the .......
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..... a couple of the most rebellious members of the AUF, who saw it as an opportunity to dump CASA and affiliate under the banner of the IRA. So they contacted them, promising that, if accepted, all AUF aircraft would be painted green, that fairies would be allowed to live in the bottom of every AUF member's garden, that "that" would always be pronounced dat, that AK47s & cemtex would be stored in every basement (just in case) and ......
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..... the entire operation is approved by the IRA then we can go ahead with it, no worries." The CASA bloke was a bit thick and asked what the IRA have to do with aviation regulations. " Day control it all, don't ya know, and I'd be happy to introduce ye to question dem if you don't value your kneecaps" replied Morton with a gesture which made it clear that .....
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..... "Well at least I was correct in saying that Leonardo Da Vinci was a bit of a wanka, because his designs would never work." Describing Leonardo (not a greenturtleref) in that manner was not the smartest thing that the Cappy had ever done and this lead to OT and bull agreeing with Planey and Facty to sanction Cappy (again), because of ....... The below has been copied off Leonardo's original document which is owned and donated by Cappy to be part of the "Turbine Collection" of significant aviation publications, which is touring the world at the moment to high acclaim ..... It is a nice sketch and description, there is no doubt, however Leonardo also definitely had his hand on it at the time.
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..... exceeded Sikorsky in his 1880s prediction of rotorwing (avref) aviation (avref) and the Channel 7 Chopper in particular. He was asked to give a presentation on this by the Khyber Pass Officer's Mess in 1882 and he stunned them with his ........
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..... was one of the few cross dressers in the city at the time. "How was I to know?" has been (Turboref) Turbo's constant line of defence ever since, "And besides" he would always add "I was only 19, ...... and now the Channel 7 chopper chills my bones etc"..... on R&R from a very harrowing .....
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...... some derision and laughter, but on consideration, he had been subject to that a fair bit in the past, and he had also been called the "Iron Lady" a few times too .......... particularly when Cappy had wanted to attack the Falklands again in 2010 because of that problem that he had over there. Cappy never speaks of his "Falklands Problem" and only his great and closest mate in the world, the TurgidPlonker, knows all of the details, yet Cappy is confident that Turdy would not spill the beans to the NES on this one because .......
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.... gave the GG the middle finger and said "I never really liked you anyway." This made the GG very sad. "Call me Dave" he said, trying to recover the situation "And why don't you drop around to my joint for a beer or 2, as I am sure that we can patch this up, because when someone like you, dear Cappy, flicks the central digit and says .......
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..... while they were having lunch, Cappy gave the GG a gobfull for sacking Gough. The GG looked at Cappy rather sadly and said "F........
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...... then turned away immediately when he recognized OT, and knew what he had probably been up to with the ......
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......, you are a particularly attractive and fit male specimen .....
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OT had cleverly called his biscuit business "Ah-Is", because he really is. ... was invited to wear his Ah-Is bickie tin based Mitre at the Vatican, where it was a hit and where his Special Digestive wafer bikkie was adopted as the .....
