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..... Te Wiki claimed that his grandfather had been the original Mauri and had been given permission by the gods to kill all of the Moa, to use their feathers to stuff palliasses which would be utilised for any ladies that he found to lay upon. Donald still had lots of Moa feathers in storage in a warehouse in Gizzbourne and he had approached .....
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..... Whakatane, where the airstrip (avref) can be ......
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..... very unusual practice of Kiwis rubbishing Aussies and the Skippies doing likewise. This led to the NZ Prime Minister mimicking bowling under-arm every time he (or she) came to Canberra, and the Aussie PM walking everywhere in OZ & NZ with a large toy fluffy sheep named Brenda, sewn onto the front of his dacks. But the jokes stopped when ......
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..... has been wheelbarrowed for 700 m down a bumpy grass strip. The answers to the straightening question sucked in a large number of stewed-ants who were anxious to learn what the technique should be to counter wheelbarrowing, and they did not accept bull's response of "get a tail wheel, ya mugs" too well. But it was ......
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.... therefore undertook a complete reevaluation of Jabiru engines for use below 150 hp, but those favoring water cooling and gearboxes still whined on, and on, and on, like their engines, about the merits of .......
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.... substantive and relevant qualifications that will provide the necessary oompf (a definitive university technical term which is also an avref that describes the power of a 916iS Rotax) to enable .......
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.... decided to take the contrary approach and .....
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..... a Swan Brewery dongle .....
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..... Pontius Pilatus Pilot (avref) via Turbine, Turbine & Turbine Legal Practice LLC, based on a breach of Penal Code XMXMMMXIIIV (MCXXMMC) of the .....
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.... recruiter for that master indian criminal, Wankar bullcrapshimselfshit. bull, as he is known to his mates, specialises in taking kickbacks from both sides, while at the same time being a huge Bollywood (or bollywood as bullchs pronounces it) film & video star, as well as having a leading role in the Indian porn industry, where he uses the stage name of .....
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.... free papadoms as incentives for new customers to .....
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..... always worshipped his selected "higher being" ..... and then spent the arvo coating any broken sacrum and/or coccyx with plaster of paris, before bandaging it/them using his special knot that stopped the bandage from slipping off by also wrapping the bandage around the breakee's ....... THE DIAGRAM THAT bULL ALWAYS USES TO EXPLAIN WHAT HE BROKE, TO HIS VICTIMS.
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Our beloved Turbo is obviously in denial, or he has forgotten to take his tablets again (It was one of Cappy's jobs while up the Khyber, to keep Turbo's tablets flowing in the correct order. ..... Before Webster packs were invented, they were known throughout the Empire as Cappy Packs and that name was registered until Clarry Webster stole the concept). In this post he has deflected from the fact that he is the centerpiece in this photo and is doing an impersonation of Jabba the Hutt standing at a lectern.
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Further Response to Explanation: There is a lot to be said for hollow logs during a drought, ...... and the "daisy pot thing" is quite new & experimental. Cappy should not be pre-judged just on these.
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..... liked the idea of being a Commissar, carrying a whip and having a red hot poker with which to .....
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Explanation - Cappy has always been Turbo's best mate, (not that he has too many others outside of the NES, as Turbo burns a lot of relationship bridges once he has finished using people) so when this photo was taken, Cappy is looking out for Turbo, as usual, and is dressed as the tall good-looking Storm Trooper (note the larger codpiece) behind Turdy's right shoulder.
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.... swallowed one of those blowies when many in the room stood and sang the Anthem of the World Economic Forum, including Verse 9 which includes a pledge to eat ze bugs and ze flys. The new publican was, indeed, running an undercover WEF Pub ................. so bugger all acknowledgement of Aussie Day. It was at that very moment that Klaus Slob walked into the room as the trumpets played his favourite ditty and a hush came over the joint, until a little boy said "Geez that looks like Turbo, as I saw on a gay website that he had one of those suits made a while ago". As if that news wasn't enough, when the below photo was forensically examined by the OT Security Company (the premier private forensics laboratory in OZ) it exposed the background that is evident in the 2nd & 3rd photos below, and the ......
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.... and quickly moved on to incorporate a new version of Lady Turbinia's Lover and include fresh, vivid and lewd AI generated (so they show all the fine details) drawings in the new edition of the Kama Turbtra, for a 2 books in one deal the contents of which ....
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.... , but given bull's expansive "life experiences" (which really just means that bull was a hottie & had taken advantage of lots of ladies), it was a simple matter to .....
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.... about the merits of capital letters and the use of french .....
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.... with a thumbs down emoji, although they didn’t exist at the time, so he used his box brownie to take a photo of bull giving a thumbs-down after have a skinfull, a bad keg, and getting a knockback at the Rissole. bull's thumb therefore became famous Aussie wide once the newspaper became syndicated and bull was .....
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..... formed the Cook Squid and Octopus Harvesting Company which was, ostensibly, just active to give them a quick squeeze once caught, harvest the ink, and chuck them back with no harm done, except for the animals wondering "WTF was that?". The ink was ultimately processed and marketed by the Cook Octopus and Squid Company (the initial COSCO before it became a worldwide phenomenon under Cappy's leadership). However it was soon realised that most of the cash was in the bits that were being chucked, so at midnight each evening a black painted stealth hydrofoil high speed vessel would arrive and transfer the fleshy bits so that only ink tanks were visible when the Inspectors arrived. This is when bull and Cappy first met as bull was the sneaky skipper (SS), and this suited him so well, as he hid his black boat in the mangroves around Bone & unloaded it into a fleet of Freightliners during the morning, got paralytic at the Bone Rissole in the arvo, and then came ......
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..... because the "Great Ink Scandal" of '85 (or the GIS as it became known in Cappy's legal circles) was still front of mind, and this had caused a .....
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.... OT responded with a brief reference to the Turbine Corporation and his mate Turdo/Jeffrey. Gina went quiet and a bit moribund, and that .....
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.... Gina became keen to perform the ping-pong trick (as a propellor, not a catcher) and that brought .....
