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..... an ironclad guarantee to add me and Turdy to Mount Rushmore". bull was also very pleased with a gift of Cuban cigars with Fidel's name crossed off the label and Monica's name added in Bill's handwriting. bull loves this type of quirky gift and sniffed the 1st cigar as you do to appreciate a fine Cuban and ......
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..... bull's new G700 Gulfstream looked a little ostentatious, but bull speaks plainly to the peasants, and when asked by a CNN reporter he just said "Well Elon has one so it only seems ..... When OT sends gutso home to spend some time with bull, he (gutso, not bull) is kept in an upchuck proof container in the back of the bentley or in seat 8D of the G700 (or g700 as bull describes it).
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..... that this may indicate an improper relationship under section 204 of the Texas penile code, unless of course bull identifies as a female Red Setter, in which case it would be hunky dory and everyone would be rooting for gutso as he.....
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..... thought that it looked very patriotic with the wattle yellow of the gutso juice In front of the eucalypt green of the pitot tube, so bull, being a super Aussie, naturally broke into song by repeating "girt by sea" 20 times to the tune of waltzing .......
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..... cocked his Piggy-went-to-market thumb and pointed his Piggy-stayed-home finger at gutso (in a .22 behind the ear out behind the barn, type of gesture that all country dogs know, after they have eaten a few chickens or upchucked on their owners). gutso thought that this was the end and went wee-wee-wee all over his seat in the Jackoff. To say that bull was disappointed was an understatement, but in usual bull form, he just ......
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..... said, as he wiped the yellow liquid (which looked a bit like hollandaise sause, but from inside a pooch) from around his mouth, off his blood red harness and from inside both cups of his new bose noise cancellors "oh gusto you naughty boy/girl/thing" (bull is very sensitive to canine gender conventions, as he had in the past fallen foul of ......
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.... his liquor, grow a moustache and wear a cravat, just like the Spitfire pilots in the BOB (not the Ahlox pilot types at the Blue Oyster, but he was referring to the Battle of Britain). bull threw himself into the lessons with gutso, which is his dog's name, and he .....
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..... bull loves being inside the box. He is known by his aerobatic mates as "box-man", and similarly, as the ladies have declared at the Bone Rissole, bull is their ".....
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..... yell "Smoke On" as he pretended to be a dashing Matt Hall in his Extra, after which bull looped the loop and flew back through his own smoke, which was not easy to see when it just came from a filter-less 70-year-old Craven A. bull's natural POI has won him several aerobatic competitions, where bull thought that he was a naturally skilled aerobat, however these wins were actually a result of his ......
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.... counter this naturally using his standard heavy handed bull's own pilot induced oscillation, which used to see his .....
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.... and as most aviators or aviatrixes know, that step through and after 500 inches (AMSL) has always been a bit of an issue for the Jackoff, as they move out of ground effect and into the glorious .....
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..... strange clunking type of .....
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.... promising to henceforth no longer occasionally defy the good Lord's laws of gravity (avref), nor to ....
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..... bull, a good man with a disdain for capitals and a slight drinking issue, had mistaken what the tbensi bloke had said and bull thought that he was being invited to join in with consenting adults at the tbensi Friday night piss up, to get hammered. Imagine his disappointment when he .....
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NES OBSERVATION - Given what large Monet paintings are worth these days, this is HUGE.
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.... , E Paul Ette, who is a brother (or sister, NTTIAWWT) Tasmanian, to sort out .....
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.... and when bull gets snakey, the rest of the world gets .....
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.... is made of sterner stuff and had just completed the 1st human test of the Fathership. To say that he was ......
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..... attracted the attention of the Chinese, because bull had named the Mothership AUKUS and the Fathership UCKTHEM, therefore the Chinese, the Nth Koreans and the Houthi Rebels considered that ......
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..... , but no longer will this be the case, as the milking capability of the Fathership will be offered to any interested male of any species. In addition, Turbine Business Efficiencies have today issued a 340 page Report which indicates that tenfold or 12-fold may be a doddle, so 20-fold is the new target, and the operations of the Fathership became bigger news than Donny T on the ABC, where Media Watch even claimed that ......
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...... he also contracted Turbine Shipbuilding in Korea to build a Titanic sized Mothership to freeze the lady prawns, plus a cryogenics capable Fathership to freeze the boy prawns after they had been milked, so as to ......
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..... deflect this by having Barry Obama say "bull's prawns are safe and effective" and then by bull feeding his prawns Bovear to stop their methane production? The methane, pre expulsion, makes them float to the surface so that the Chinese can vacuum them into .....
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...... the fact that bull's prawns have the biggest sh/t chute ever known to man, such that each one needs to be deveined using a chainsaw. The reason for the .....
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Side Comment - It is a sad fact about Wreck Frying, and an even sadder reflection on our white Caucasian privileged skippy background, that we all tend to think that those behind the Forum names are white Skippy blokes that we would like to meet for a beer down the Rissole. Well Turbo has obviously assumed & fallen for this about Onesie, who alluded to the following in a recent post, and whose real name is Tuấn Minh Trang Phương Nguyễn. This is why he remembers the Mekong leaches so well and is why he looked exactly like the bloke that shot may mate, & forward scout, Jimmy .... before J was Dusted Off. Tuan came to Aussie on a leaky refugee boat and landed in NW WA, then gravitated initially to Perth to open a French Bread Shop (yeah sure, it really was French), then changed his name initially to Won Tlack, which became onetrack as he achieved "a full blown Michael Jackson" and bleached himself white, then went 100% Skippy, even to the extent of becoming a good old Aussie Rascal (after quitting from being the boss of the Vietnamese gang that controls Freo) and going on to run his great CAT Spares Scam. I am proud to call OT a mate, but I never take my dog when I go to visit him, as he makes a great Bun Bo Hue.
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.... then noticed Turbo's whisky marketing master stroke, as Tubb always includes 2 Mekong leaches in every bottle of his whisky, gin and other assorted hooch. At the sight of the leaches looking out of the bottle at him, with their vicious little mouth parts seeking his succulent pink flesh, OT convulsed then commenced to bleed from several remnant leech sores that had started to heal in 1989 but had not quite finished, so OT .....
