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"...... Wow Cappy, that's a big'n". "Why thank you CT, but are your referring to my now dead but new Gnu, or the boastful yet rusty and still impressive section of Turbo's exoskeleton that I keep down my ......
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This exoskeleton was fitted to Turbo after I shot him in the date while up the Khyber. (Don't ask him to show you the scar, that's my tip). Exoskeletons were a special activity of the Raj back then, a bit like how derigeur is gain of function research these days.
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Here, dear NESers, is my most prized possession. It is the original 3D scan that I did of Turbo in preparation for dressing Arny up for his little movie. Turbo has always had beautiful eyes.
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....except for the poo stains on the rocks. Hal, in particular, was a ....
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....which reminds Cappy to tell NESers about the little known fact that Turbo is an ex Terminator, who was the inspiration for Arnold's character, although Arny made him much more friendly in the movie. Turbo also had 2 sidekicks in real life. Their names were Hal and Al, so this is all quite a coincidence, that .....
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..... and CT had a quandery about how to kill foxes and cottontails the halal certified way, after he didn't need or want word getting back to OZ, and a Moozy protest at DG International at their ......
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..... blabbed in the article that he wrote as a tryptic for the Women's Weekly, the Readers Digest and for the Heavy Haulage Monthly magazine, where the ever loyal Turbo argued that ....
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.... they might have hit it once via a ricochet, then issued a press release that....
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I support the Singular Root completely on this.
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..... long grey ....
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Oh, I knooowww Onesie, I knooowww. Aren't they terrible? Something has to be done, and as one of the most active and conservative of this site's Moderratti, rest assured that I will get it sorted. Those slack "contributors" will feel like the Houthi Rebels while having their Easter baked dinner, when about 1500 missions were about to be flown (avref) against them.
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...... they opened a few boxes in the back of the Herc and realised the dodgy quality of the vehicle spares and the cheap food, all of which were one day off their expiry date ..... including the oysters. And there was sand in all of the boxes, so the RSM was called to the office beside the dunny in the Herc, to .......
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Will all NESers please be patient over the coming days, as Don called and has asked Turdy and I to head over and sort out the India vs Pakistan stoush, due to our experience up the Khyber. It will be a pleasure to be in the centre of world events again, and/or operating behind the lines with my great mate again .... where we have always been allocated the code "Walrus Team 6".
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....led to the intermsrriage between the Turbine and Planner clans, who had previously been like the Hadfields and McCoys, except that they used rayguns (not the Olympics Raygun, who used everyone around her). So once Bodecia Turbine married Dolf Planner they began to begat, and kept begatting until the Wookies Came home). Turbs therefore has one of those poser ostentatious hyphenated family names which he was too embarrassed to .....
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...... from the dark side, and by judicious use of the force you should, Luke (who was a Planner from the Alderon branch of the Planner family [more a puss filled rotten stick it was] that .....
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.... the empennage of any aircraft, while simultaneously creating looseness in the lower empennage of the pilot. The end result being ....
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..... GIO (God Induced Oscillations), which can force .....
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..... locals still wanted to debate how $50 billion per year is not enough for 3.8% of the population, however Bluey had an appointment that day at the Marumanjumup Sperm Bank, where he had been told that several attractive nurses were employed. "I'm here to get my tank drained" he said to the receptionist on his arrival. However once the procedure was explained to him in detail, he was reviled and disgusted. "My body is a temple" he said "Don't you have somebody that can help me get 'er done?" "Fraid not" replied the receptionist " All we can offer you is a copy of the Heavy Haulage Monthly magazine, in which Turbo gives his infamous interview about Tank Drainage and Self Maintenance of the .....
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..... a coniptionicious rage and stamped his feet, such that he almost stepped on his poodle, and also on Jodie's cat, which would have hurt a lot and would have needed an NDIS .....
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...... a provider of "Special Services" under some obscure rip-off clause of the NDIS ...... and she bulk-billed, because she did it a lot. "If I found one of those nurses to have of my very own, I'd marry her" commented Bluey "And while that would likely kill me, I'd happily ........
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.... impressive group of medals from the Khyber campaign, includes the VD and scar. However, on a more serious note, the ailing Ron was taken to a .....
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.... the irits" said Bluey "As I know Ron really well, and he has certainly been pretty crook, although I'm not certain that you could say that he .....
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.... Broken Hill Wino and Druggies Cooperative, who, given the popularity of gay 60s effemera in Broken Hill, could now only find an occasional thong at Vinnies or at the tip. "I don't like wearing thongs" commented Bluey "As even when you wear them the right way around, they still chafe your .....
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..... flag and the rather poncy looking 6 ft high sparkly good ruck Chinese cat, with the rather gay waving paw, and the appetite for 50 AA batteries every 24 hours. This all just has to be a .......
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..... flee money. We give flee money, just rike Arblo." "Bugger that" said Bluey who had just come out of the pub for a slash and to see what the noise was all about. "We've got enough leaches and mozzies, so you can stick your cash for fleas." "No, you dipstick (he actually said "dipshit" but Cappy always cleans up his posts in case his mum reads it). We mean lots'a yuan for flee, and a .......
