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.... that "The Prez has foregone his stinky Sharia compliant Afghan warlord clothes to try to look the sartorial spit of Albo on a cuntry junket (Known in Cantberra as a CJ, and when that photo op is in Alice Springs it is called an ArSendCJ). They subsequently ran the below photo with a byline that said "From Warlord to Wanka", then ...... The file photo from a normal Toke Council Meeting that was used above the byline. That's the Shire Prez down front .... but still with RMW boots, belt and moleskins worn out of shot. (The Prez also has a thank you note from Twiggy and his missus expressing appreciation for buying so much RMW clobber).
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..... get his band going, as once he announced the full band name as Yopuyindi from Quirindi, he received an injunction from Yothu Yindi and an accusation of cultural misappropriation. The fact that the members of Yopuyindi were a mix of South Africans & Irish (typical majority WA bloodlines), and sang little ditties such as Irish Jigs + Afrikaans Supremacy Songs (ASSs), appeared to make no difference, so when the matter went before the Tocumwal Sharia Court it was found to be ......
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.... because he always assumed the honourable best of people & their motives, however he had obviously never been subjected to the OT Influencer's coven that was .....
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..... been the brother of that great jockey, Willie "The Shoe" Shoemaker, hence why when Mavis and Onesie had their singular liaison that earnt OEHOR his name, Mavis was heard to yell "Ride 'em Cowboy" and "Go, you good thing". OT had built a substantial business (6 times he has won the "WA Business of the Year" award) from meagre beginnings in the Southern Cross Cobbler's Emporium, and as a result he .....
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...... and on ..... and on ..... and on ..... about OT's issues, and then disclosed his ......
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..... although some AUF members did, when they saw the designs. .... to fruition, because Turbo, the brilliant & glorious Musk-like free thinking maverick, had ignored convention in his designs and had gone for Speed, Speed, Speed and more Speed. This was enabled by the wonderful (but still rattley) Rotax 916iS/c, which could be cranked up to 210 hp by substituting a "Turbo 12" Turbocharger" (It's not really 12", but Turbo just named it after himself) and 200 knots VNE + Citation stall speeds, were a doddle. "Now all it will take is a little rule change" commented Turbo on each of the receipts, as the kit orders flooded in. The aircraft soon became known as the ......
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Crappy notices, as one would expect with someone of such wealth and eminence, that Turbo must be using a very sophisticated AI spell checker/story writer, because the algorithm has automatically made the connection between the compound political adjective "a dickhead", and the above-quoted descriptive verbal-pronoun medical term.
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..... even South Australia, and to address the issue, Turbine Engraving & Key Copying P/L in Rundle Mall were given the job of altering the earbone engravings from AUF to RAA, and .......
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..... Can I have a pair if I reduce all AUF member's electricity bills by $275?". When they heard this, the dolphins became even more jealous of the dugongs than they already were, until they realised that .....
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.... have coffee and dugong shaped biscuits in the mezzanine coffee & souvenir shop located above the Guts Sorting Floor. The most popular souvenir was very hard to remove from the fair dinkum dugongs, so Turbinia had counterfeit versions made in a sweatshop in China and she called them .....
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..... that was just Turbo. The Dugong cull was so successful that Turbine Butchers were selling the meat as halal & kosher (both at the same time) pork, changing Use-By date and making a killing. This was soon copied by our US Ultralight cousins and within a couple of days the manatee population was decimated, as belt-fed machine guns are so much more efficient (based on the count of dead animals per sighting, not number of cartridges fired). So the eating of ze WEF bugs was delayed for a decade, because manatee & dugong meat was stockpiled strategically in .....
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.... fox and dingo like, to kill every dugong they could get their hands on, skin them then hang the skins & scalps on every fence or swim-between-the-flags sign in FNQ and The Territory, plus make CUintheNT tshirts out of dugong pelts. These initiatives .....
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dear bull. please pay attention in future. Somewhere around page 673, doubtfire used numerous pronouns reflecting several genders and signified a preference for standing while ......
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..... in order to smash the thousands of turtle eggs that were about to be exported. The dugong leader issued green headbands, Ping pledged personal support and funding, the leader demanded that all turtle hostages be terminated, and yelled the secret code to commence the attack, so the numerous dugong storm troopers ......
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..... and covered in dugong & turtle tattoos, done with white ink. The dugongs were .....
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.... drawing straws is a pain when you have sand in your crayons, and there are turtle eggs to be collected and whisked off to be sold in Asia. Harvesting turtle eggs is restricted to native groups, same like bashing koalas and dugongs on the head with a shifter, but Turbine Exclusive Native Title and Flagon Corporation had been set up to .....
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.... a tired old hand fed Monkey Mia dolphin that was .....
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.... and outlined how the NZEPA had described the Taupo spraying operation as "Safe and Effective", plus that excess deaths amongst the sprayers, sprayees and future generations of humans & whitebait would be negligible, ...... but that as a complete coincidence, all government employees plus those of Turbine Cropmaster, their children and asigns would be exempt from prosecution. Joe Biden even granted them all a Presidential Pardon, albeit that this was dated January 22nd, with the 22 crossed out and a 12 written over it in crayon. The Vietnamese were rivid and their spokesman, Han On Kok, said "This is total bulls.......
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.... a flawed and whitebait crap induced "bloom" in Lake Taupo, about which the NZEPA espoused a .....
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.... hit, which really hit the spot with the Kiwi Whitebait Preservation Society, and they .....
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.... scientists to prove, against all previous research relating to the Galaxias Maculatus (also known in Cappy's family as Inanga) that the NZ Whitebait are inferior to those from the Mekong Delta. However once proper scientific analysis was applied, as peer reviewed by Elon's AI, or if the Mekong whitebait were squeezed, it showed that all whitebait from the Mekong Delta were full of Mekong sh...... When Turbo had his staff check out the mating habits of the Inanga he realised that this reminded him of his own achievements during his teenage years, in that when it comes to procreation, the males fertilise the eggs by releasing so much milt (sperm) that īnanga have been dubbed ‘cowfish’, because of the milky water.
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.... was the first to claim dibs on all of the rivers that have, or have ever had, white bait in them, to ensure that .....
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...... the fush in the ruvers will .......
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..... some bloke at The Round Table coffee shop in Fukutanai who called himself Arthur King, or King Arthur, or something, and it is a horizontally opposed 3 cylinder 2 stroke that Merlin had envisioned when he was high on the fumes of a potent potion (a PP). With this engine the Pakeha Mk sux was sure to ..... Thanks for the beach location guidance. Come up for a sunbake if you like, as the sun actually shines up there, and we can have a further chat about what to do about OT and bull.
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.... an overweight middle aged truckie in a pie stained blue singlet, suspiciously stained stubbies & worn out thongs ..... with the product tank located aerodynamically where his beer gut is. So not "top dressing", but more Turbo working class clobber. Undaunted, Turdine Industries continued the development of this aircraft, with the Pakeha Mk sex, which was very popular in sheep grazing country and where ....... Cappy might be off the air for a few days this week as he has picked up a fantastically cheap deal on an airB&B apartment right on the beach in some joint named Gaza. Does anyone know where that is in relation to Surfers Paradise?
