..... they formed the Yarrawonga Cartel, which was structured in an identical manner to the Sinaloa Cartel, but is more vicious.
The Yarrawonga Cartel make their dough by controlling the trade of Rutherglen wines across the border, the transport of counterfeit Tic Tacs to the northern states, and the people smuggling of decrepit, sad, penniless, poorly fed, smelly, desperate Mextorians across the border into the freedom and prosperity of NSW. (Cappy is pleased to report that this is usually a fairly safe trip and none are sexually molested because they smell "off" and look crook, like Mextorians, although most do take the opportunity to be baptised in the holy waters of the Murray and become free "Northerners".)
On the return trip the Cartel brings machetes, and they capture any delusional northern Labor voters who post anything about "Standing With Dan". Those people are usually surrendered by northern freedom loving Labor Branches, stripped, gagged, and bound with zip ties, to then be sold in the .....