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...... disadvantaged in society, and who must be protected at all costs. (Astute NESers will notice how Turbo must have licensed the guts of this speech to Keir Starmer yesterday, who put a unique UK spin on it, which proves that every poster on Wreck Flying must further right than Genghis Khan, or the right brothers, where ilber was very similar to bull and in some of his posts on the kitty hawk forum, he not only gave the caps the flick, but decided to get rid of all the w's henever referring to himself or his bro, and hen he needed to ......
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Crappy offers the following comments on Tubb's groundbreaking post 4 up from this: Crappy always thought that the other (lesser) OT did their 1st flying at Kitty Hawk (which is similar to Eagle Hawk Neck in Tazzy except using a Cat with no neck), however a search of google maps for this location only gave one location and indicates that Turbo thinks they did their flying at Port Said ..... which is hard to accept. In the AUF and on Wreck Flying, instead of the reference to "AirOar", we have all become "Air Whores".
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.... the profile of which was originally developed by Orville Turbine (the other OT) for his first propeller (And that, dear NESers, was even before he had composed the word "propeller", which he had originally called a ....
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..... , (and it really is that big) .....
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.... , they dangled and moved like a metronome in opposite time to Turbo's PIOs. So, soon Qi was swaying too in order to be able to bite at the peak amplitude of the left or right oscillation. (Qi also noticed, and later wrote a biology paper about it) that Tubb's left and right ones moved in slightly different time to the overall left to right oscillation of the complete package). Qi's choppers were poised to .....
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.... when he saw Qi look up and it was as if old Ping had heard and understood every word and nuance of the boundary rider's story, because he contorted his body, raised his head and clenched his teeth into a dingo trap position and shape, from whense he moved like a cat to clamp them around Turbo's n......
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.... however after Tink got his can of Start Ya Bastard from Bunnings, he also recalled his banner towing days from when he was trying to get Henry Bolte elected, so he set Qi up in banner towing position, on his back with his feet spread wide in the air, and with the towrope between his feet. Then Turbo zoomed down (avref) in his mk vii Thruster at 190% vne, with tow hook deployed, and judging his height above Qi's ample .....
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.... in an even more shocking revelation based on Cappy's recent AI searches, Turbo is actually the T in RoTax and receives an automatically monitored and generated royalty every time a RoTax gearbox rattles ...... plus the "Wreck" in Wreck Flying was modelled on Turbo's body, so he already cops an, until now, secret kickback for every post & photo. However Cappy is speechless, which is unusual and demonstrates the magnitude of his shock, that during the above mentioned AI search, Cappy asked AI for details on the origins of the term AI, and AI reported that the A in AI has been licenced worldwide by Turbo because (and there is some congecture between GROK and MS CoPilot on which of the following is correct) the A is either the 1st letter of Turbo's actual given name, or alternatively the A stands for "Arsehole", which also references Turdy (or perhaps both are correct, in which case he would receive 2 royalties for the price of one), so that is all another reason to .....
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.... which was quite successful in the one race in 20 that the head didn't warp or crack. Cappy apologizes personally, and on Turdy's behalf, for the personal reminiscences that are creeping into the NES. We are long term best mates as you all know (including time in combat when Cappy also had the pleasure of actually plugging Turbs under rule 303), but we will try to be less indulgent in all future posts.
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Interesting Factule - Turbo's fishing boat is actually a punt, so was named after him.
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..... until used, could be rigged to hold a considerable quantity of the driver's daily ablution. It was when the roof horns were used as part of a road-rage incident that the rage-ee felt the full force of the ....... Interesting Turbo fact - It was the Commer TS3 engine that got Turdy hooked on 2 strokes and that love affair continues to this day, as evident by his addiction to Blue Heads and the 2-stroke Evinrude on the back of his fishing boat (plus the backyard full of his previous seized exploits .... see the complete story & sworn evidence at about 2009 - 2015 in the NES).
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We all have our cross to bear Tubb and I am happy to have helped. On the other hand, Cappy was a very attractive child with a sparkling personality, and no attempt was ever made by strangers to lead him astray. Poor old Cappy sometimes feels that he was under-appreciated, ............... hence his quest for acknowledgement in Wreck Frying and, in the NES, with its international reach.
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...... this is one of the 1st examples of a school child being groomed by an Asian truck driver .... and the copper doing nothing about it. (Turbs was an OK looking school kid, and probably worth investing some time (and lollies) to get to know.) Such grooming has now expanded to an industrial scale and Turbo is expected to be the 1st witness in the pommy national inquiry ...... although, knowing Turbo, he will spend days boring them to death discussing the weaknesses of the Commer chassis and all the interesting bits about the Commer Knocker engine. Hence why Starmer is resisting the Inquiry, as he doesn't want to subject the judges to days and days (& days) of Turbo's usual ..... PS .... The Asian truck driver ended up bigger than Lindsay Fox (in size and also in the number of trucks) and has since been elevated to the House of Lords (whereas many of his victims still work in the House of the Rising Sun).
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They are like the snake, but small ..... and hang down, like that other one.
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Triple commas and no capital letters eh Turbo? That is the younger generations for you. It's a disgrace and can be blamed on the schools. Why, in our day, we couldn't even afford one comma.
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.... was still having trouble grappling with his time spent as the 1st Mate of the Manawanui, when the entire NZ Navy had run aground in Samoa, and they didn't have enough fuel in NZ, nor a serviceable aircraft, to send to rescue them. So, the entire crew, including I'm Bob and the DEI Captain, had gone feral on Upolu for a few weeks in a fair dinkum version of the Turbine Media's productions of Survivor or I'm a Celebrity Get me out of Here. I'm Bob had escaped after only being taken advantage of a few times, and he was ......
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..... so, once a safe landing site could be found, aligned with the breeze & with sufficient length but with no earth return wires, they set down (avref) and as all ANZACs do, the Kiwi's bitched about Trevor Chappel's underarm bowling effort, and the Aussie's made jokes about good looking sheep and NZ's horse faced PM. But when one Aussie went too far and said "Richard Hadley is a shirt lifter", the Kiwis .....
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..... which had a slight Queensland tinge to his accent, yet was from northern NSW, which was evident when he mentioned the words Bebo and Dthinna Dthinawan, plus his accent also sounded a little like that of Andy from Coughs, as Coffs Harbour is only about 300 kms SE and there must surely have been some interbreeding between those 2 villages at some stage. (Coffs is rather cruelly sometimes described as "God's Waiting Room" and is well known for late night interbreeding between many of the senior citizens [well ..... not so much "interbreeding", but more like a dry run]). "Should we invite him into the formation or have the CT shoot him down" asked bull (but without using the capitals). The Tixan heard the discussion and .......
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.... bull replied "Nose schmoze, that will stitch up into a nice rugged looking scar, and he started to really get the irrits with our ANZAC cousins and their poncy little hakka dance with its imaginary throat cutting. What the Kiwis have never really understood about Tasmanians is that they have a fair bit of fiery French, Dutch, German, Pommy and Native blood (Eg Felix D'Entrecasteaux, Van Demon, Fritz Bruny and Sir Charles Hobart, plus a brave little native bloke named Eaglehawk Neck, had all dallied with the hot native ladies ..... not to mention Chopper Reid infusing Tazzy with toe-cutter blood in his later years). It is also worth noting that it was Van Demon who originally owned Tasmania and named the Land after himself, and who also gave his Christian name to his designs of several kit aircraft at the manufacturer which commenced operations in Strahan before they quickly outgrew that location and relocated to Aurora in Oregon. It is this combination of fiery blood which pulses through bull's veins, even though he came from Bone, so the Knew Zullanders (who by this time had moved on to touching each other intimately during a progressive barn dance and the Hoki Poki) were in deep doo-doo as bull circled (avref) around to ......
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.... took his eyes off the leader and initiated a clockwise Stipplemann roll, which, with the spectacular roll rate and torque effect of the Jackoff, had him back in position before anyone knew he was gone. When watched in slo-mo as recorded from the ground, during the formation's debrief, this caused ....
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.... considered punitive action against Andy from Coffs, but then realized from Andy's terrible radio voice that Andy had spent many years overdoing the durrys, and it was actually Andy from Coughs. OT is nothing (but we don't tell him that) but magnanimous, so he just called bull and Andy Coughs & Splutters on their personal frequency and said "Now chaps, don't be di.......
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..... they were actually able to hold "level" at + or - 300 ft, so a great effort by all concerned. But that is when Andy from Coffs started to request a change of position and offered bull a monetary benefit to change sides. As usual, bull took the cash, and he, with Andy agreed to both barrel roll into their new positions. OEHOR was concerned, if not apoplectic, and wanted to .....
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..... replied using his best Wing Commander voice "Go where the hole is in the XXXXen formation, it's not rocket surgery, mate". Then OT, ever the professional, remembered that bull can burr up (or not supply free prawns) on officious a.holes, so he quickly added "But at your own leisure and pace, bull, old mate". bull cranked the jackoff into a 6g turn and came into his formation position from the other side while buzzing all the other aircraft, then stopped on a Zac via judicious use of his air brakes and called OT "Wingman has your six, OEHOR, so let's ....
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.... , ahhhhh, jim lad (ot's real name is james), this is bull the pirate pilot and I'm ready, willing and able to partake of formation flying as one of the essential jackoffs" replied bull on the ctaf frequency (while capital letter challenged, bull can be a little verbose at times, which is one of the reasons that the coffee lady at the hospital gave him the flick ["just do it" she would say, but he'd always want to discuss it is detail & at length]). OT is a patient soul, so he throttled back and held the formation straight and level to give bull time to climb into position (OT was at 2,500 ft agl so it should have only taken less than a minute for bull & his jackoff to reach that level after takeoff). Onesie waited & waited, and .....
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.... as well as being a Churchillian sycophant, bull also admired Bill Clinton ("my aim is to be just like him ..... except for Hillary)" said bull as he fingered his cigar and dreamt of climbing up (avref) back into the box, and he .....
