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..... heaven's door, like a Taliban leader in the green of night vision equipment. Turbo, who had been up the Khyber and had experience with goats as well, pointed out that the SI shouldn't be doing that with a goat, particularly in the main sale ring. The SI didn't seem at all embarrassed, he had grown up in DG after all, and he preceeded to .....
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....... the hands of Onesie and bull, who claim the SIs are SIlly, SImple, SInister, inSIgnificant and are human versions of SIgmoidoscopes. But not only that, they are ......
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..... it got out. No, not the ram, not this fascinating tale where Tubb and the SI had made a pact of silence, and no I'm not referencing Turbo's habit of taking "it" out at parties, nor am I referring to what Turbo's riveting tome has done to our thousands of NES readers, I am referring to .....
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.... finger spinner, which his cat had been playing with for weeks. Is it perhaps because of ...... The finger spinner in question
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.... when one's relatively new super dooper laptop, also with a SSHD, goes tah-tahs with no competent computer whiz within 400 kms, and Crappy unable to speak technical Spanish. So crappy is back on his steam driven laptop, in order to keep the vital NES vibrant for our thousands of lurkers. But that's ......
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...... clear evidence that our beloved Turbo was able to jump, in a single superman-like single bound from the typical Dan Andrews type neanderthal, past 5 more iterations of knuckle draggers, to homo sapian who, when lucky and when the light is right, can also be homo-erectus. But not to put too fine a point on it, ......
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..... sparkling personality, and the glitter that he sprinkles onto and into his .......
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The above post by OT is extremely prescient, as (1) I have heard Planey refer to Turbo as a homo-something or other, and (2) I am aware that Turdy has been selling photos, drawings and technical components to Elon in order for him to copy Turdy's basic architecture for Elon’s Optimus Robots, below being typical, which is eerily similar to my best mate in shape & texture.
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..... Mars, well before Elon’s gets there. "The big advantage that our rocket has" explained Pol "Is that we don't give a rats whether the astronauts (We call them DLRs [Disposable Lab Rats]) make it back, although little Mark O had a pang of conscience until we took him around behind the shelter shed at Cowra primary school for an attitude adjustment session, after which he saw the merits of our proposal." However the young Japanese engineer posed a harder .....
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Dear NESers. It is perhaps unsurprising that mention of a homicidal, genocidal, exterminatal, maniac herein, with blood ties to Turbo, has brought these 873 pages to an erky perky halt. However in an attempt to justify the previous posts: Below is a photo of Pol flying his sightseeing aircraft. And below is a plot of his favourite route to sightsee and to get a $200 Nom Banh Chok (There are no Mackas on that route, so no MackOz for Pol).
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Here is a sympathetic photo of Pol Pot von Braun. Cappy has just completed a 6 hour genealogical investigation and as can be seen from his hairline and his defective jaw, there is also Turbine family blood in there, from his mum's side.
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....... when Kevin Kostner said "Hey Vern, drop that calculating malarkey and allow this black girl to work it out for you". Hence they hit the moon 1st shot and Dolph sent Vern a coded message from Argentina, asking why he didn't hire that Aftican American lass as part of Dolph's "Blow up the Pommies with Rockets" program in '44, when it really mattered. Vern 's Cambodian connection had not hitherto been exposed, until Pol Pot von Braun wrote an editorial in the Cambodian Daily Mail saying that he reckoned that the Nazis were pussies and he could do a much better job at ......
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..... the moon, after all, how hard can it be? But when NASA stipulated "No Warheads,.............. just astronauts", Vern became......
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.... downtown London, however the floridian Germans were still using Enigma for their messaging, as WhatsApp was still a few years away, and with Benedict Cumberbatch's solution to the enigma codes, the poms were able to ......
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..... although Vern is recorded to have provided an explanation to Dolph that said, in German, that the performance of the V1 was akin to premature ejaculation, and could therefore be cured by lots of practice and a lack of good looking partners (and that, dear readers, is where Ukraine came to the fore as a member of the axis). The result was the V2 and Vern never looked back, although he did become synonymous with .......
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..... boxes and boxes of gold plated pendants of tiny V2 rockets, each with a certificate of authenticity authorized personally by Werner von Braun and Adolph Hitler (signed from Dolph & Vern). He quickly realized that these might be valuable collector's items, except perhaps in Israel, and he soon had them ..... Here is the obverse of one of the sample pendants. The heart is at the centre of the " Love from Dolph & Vern" engraving, as done personally by each of them..
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..... write equations on the chook raffle notice board when he was having a few beers down at the pub, and schpeaking with a German/Jewish accent. "E=mc squared, so show us your c" because Al's/bull's new pick-up line, and he would then ......
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..... Stephen Hawking's books appear to be ...... It has long been known, and discussed in detail on the Dark NES, that bull may be the Stephen Hawking of aviation (and prawning) ..... in our time. The question must therefore be asked ... "Is that bull or Steve?"
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..... made a mental note to include this exchange with Gabe in his resume ...... and also to embellish it a fair bit in his next book (bull had been watching how Harry's book "Spare" was going and had decided to call his autobiography ".....
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..... "G'day Gabe, old mate, about half of those virgins are blokes in black ninja gear, who haven't had a shower in weeks, so is there any chance that I can give the 72 Virgins a miss, and just avail myself of 1 or 2 experienced older ladies like those from the ......
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.... POOF (NTTIAWWT), he was ....
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..... a black-market Kinder Surprise manufacturing facility. The genuine Kinder Surprise that all kiddies love, are licensed worldwide to the Turbine Confectionary Group, but these in the Bavarian equivalent of Tora Bora, were being made by Turbine Mossad Inc (an unincorporated joint venture), so you can guess what is inside, for packing into Hezbollah and Hamas member's Jihad Lunch Boxes (the very popular JLBs), plus the Iranian leadership had also become addicted to these little chocky treats, so ...... A genuine TCG Kinder Surprise. An early version of 1 of TMI's pineapple & lime flavored Kinder Surprises, back when it needed a little more work to disguise it, particularly up the top end.
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..... 1/3 of them were programmed to hit Tel Aviv and could not be changed (so once fired, Israel declared war in Ukraine & sent Zelinsky a gift of 500 pagers), 1/3 didn’t have engines, propellant or warheads & were marked for "Training Purposes", with those words crossed out using a texta, while the final 1/3 had Nazi insignia and had been discovered by Turbine Deutchland when they ......
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.... asking for trouble (and extortion) because Turbo is also known as "One of Melbournistan's most colorful Racing identities" and is the basis for the Harry Strang character in the Jack Irish series. The reason ..... That's Harry in the centre. Same look, and height, plus the Turbo fake limp from his so-called war wound. (Cappy was providing security when that photo was taken and many people remark on how much he looks like a young Guy Pierce).
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Dear NESers. I have just returned from a visit, as a guest of their government, to commemorate the battles of the Khyber, and snapped the below to give you some indication of what Cappy & his best mate Turbo went through. The gate that honours the spot where Turbo first discovered the delights of the Khyber (NTTIAWWT). The actual Pass, photographed last Thursday. The monument to commemorate the spot where Turbo was shot. As you can see, the monument is in better nick than is Turbo. Locals at the monument giving thanks for Turbo's sacrifice. I didn't have the heart to tell them about the 7.62 rifling controversy and the fact that he may have drawn the wound on himself with an indelible pencil.
