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.... , ahhhhh, jim lad (ot's real name is james), this is bull the pirate pilot and I'm ready, willing and able to partake of formation flying as one of the essential jackoffs" replied bull on the ctaf frequency (while capital letter challenged, bull can be a little verbose at times, which is one of the reasons that the coffee lady at the hospital gave him the flick ["just do it" she would say, but he'd always want to discuss it is detail & at length]). OT is a patient soul, so he throttled back and held the formation straight and level to give bull time to climb into position (OT was at 2,500 ft agl so it should have only taken less than a minute for bull & his jackoff to reach that level after takeoff). Onesie waited & waited, and .....
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.... as well as being a Churchillian sycophant, bull also admired Bill Clinton ("my aim is to be just like him ..... except for Hillary)" said bull as he fingered his cigar and dreamt of climbing up (avref) back into the box, and he .....
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..... the massive applause of the Grong Grong footy club, who were there en-masse because they had been told of bull's 15 AFL premierships, when he also won mam-of-the-match in all of those games. That was all garbage but Turbine Promotion thought it worth the risk of exposure, just to get the crouds in through the gate of the Grongy Aerobats Klub. bull looks like Tony Locket, many of them thought, and he ....
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..... declared Turbo as the leader of the golden age of aerobatic competition. Tubb received 15 year sponsorship deals from Red bull, Monster Energy drinks, bull's prawns & seaweed, the WA lack of progress association, the Queensland Chip on Shoulder alliance (all the stickers pulled 10 knots off the aircraft) and .....
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..... Cappy the ABB (Aerobatic Black Belt) gave Turbo the ABS (Aerobatic Black Sheep) some cunning tips about how to stick it into the box and then how to keep it in the box for more than his usual 3 minutes (he uses a sand based egg timer originally given to him by OT [in order to get rid of some of the sand from WA]) ...... but he didn't have enough grunt and it just kept slipping out. The Moth Minor simply needed more grunt and Turdy needed to resort to ......
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..... were so keen to win the World Aerobatic Championship, particularly the Chinese, the Samoans, the Afghans and the Palestinians, that they had their knees broken and a double joint surgically inserted. However, for those competitors, walking to and from the aircraft now looked more like the poliex of those kids at school who had double jointed thumbs (and Steven Hawking could beat them in a race), or .....
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..... keep their legs behind their ears for long enough. But Poko had plenty of experience at that, so the Schafenstaker was a doddle forher, but the .....
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..... land TWF (tail wheel first) and hold the main gear off the deck for 500 yards while keeping her feet off the rudder peddles (as evidenced by Poco's feet being visible to the crowd, up behind her ears). That became her signature maneuver and the one about which she was most proud, so it became know in aerobatics circles as the ..... PS - For those NESers who are non aerobat, the Schafenstaker Skid is world champion stuff, therefore banned in lesser competitions, as the skid often results in skid marks, and not just on the runway.
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.... a Schimmelberger wing-over that always results in a need for a little correction, which can .....
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.... she had to fly a knife edge approach, then cock it ....
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..... work out where his stibula was (or, having previously been shot close to his a.hole, could he this time have been shot in the ear.hole where, in vertebrates is a sensory system known as the Vestibula, that creates a sense of balance & spacial orientation for the purpose of coordinating movement with balance?). While considering the above quandary he realised that as well as being a princess, Poka was also a baker and it should have read that she crust him off, as we all know that to have "cust" is the past tense of to "cuss", and as things were very tense at the time, Poca knew that .....
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.... a partly naked Pocahontas (who Cappy always knew, respectfully [even though she had them out], as Princess Algoquina) was still .....
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.... in the offending projection. This has been happening for a while since they were stretched when he was captured for a few days up the Khyber and was hung by them, upside do, in order to get him to spill the beans on where Turbo was located (Turbs was the HVT (high value target) that the enemy were really after, but Cappy bravely stayed schtumm until he cut himself down [he was sick of waiting for Turbo to rescue him] and escaped to stagger back behind his own lines. Turbo has never heard this story before as they were and are mates, so Cappy didn't want to embarrass him, plus it wasn't long after this that Cappy shot Turbo right adjacent to his bullseye (accidentally of course), and ......
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...... drowned out the terrible backlash, clutch and gear-wear noise coming from the Rotax gearbox, but the squeals got worse when during an attempt to tuck them back in, Cappy .....
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.... is why, in the true Scott's tradition, Cappy does all his flying without wearing undies. He doesn't have a kilt, mind you, but he does wear tightish stubbies, to accompany his dark blue truckie's singlets, so occasionally a couple of things slip out of the stubbies and into the breeze, where .... Cappy is also well known for walking 500 miles, and then 500 more.
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.... in their PPT so everything must be OK and super safe. "I love the smell of redeye underarms in the morning" said Jazzy courageously, as the pegs came out and everyone was issued a can of Mountain Mist dunny spray (it's like bear spray for West Aussies), after they have .....
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.... ogle, as their stood on the top of a nearby hill in order to get some internet so that they could do an AI search of the name Petronella, in order to determine her ethnic background and to learn what she likes for ....
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.... recalled the below Les Patterson humorous anecdote. But Cappy’s wariness was well founded, because he knew that .....
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..... ad been about to hand Onesie a knuckle sandwich when Jacinta, known as Jazzy to insiders like Turbo, called him again. Vicmanistanies have always regarded Turbo as a mutant cross between Alan Bond & Clive Palmer, and Jazzy was on the bite. "G'day Turbs" she said "You are one of the few people with fortune enough to bail out your beloved Vicmanistan, and I'd do anything, (repeat anything), yes anything, if you would cure our financial malaise". "Even what we spoke about last night?" responded Turbo with his hand on his .....
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.... "I really thought that having the program written on pianola rolls fitted well with the embiance of the Drifters, and would look quaint yet be effective." "I'm ok with that" replied Tubb "As I grew up in that era where pianolas were 1st introduced, but it's the peddling to make the rolls turn, while trying to fly, that is the issue, and these old pharts that are trying to learn to fly the AUF-way run out of puff real quick". "Leave it with me Turds" relied OT "I'll apply my earthmoving design skills again and develop a power takeoff that will operate off the arse-end of the rotax to power the roll, and Bob will be your Uncle, as soon as .....
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.... soft peddled, as he had always had a bit of a thing for Jac, and he had in mind to get together with her and do a bit of the XXXX'ing and XXXXX'ing that Jac had just mentioned so suggestively. But Jac had been under Dan for quite some time, so Tubb was a little coy and he felt .....
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..... "We know our Rights" & "What is this strange 4 letter word called "Gang" and WTF is a "Machete"?". But it was at night, after the rollcall and lights out, that the problems occurred, as a warder was heard to say to an inmate (now called an "honored guest" under Jacinta's rules) "It's dark and I can't see you, so open your eyes and smile ............ ah there you are." That warder was promoted within the Turbine Private Prisons (TPP) organization, but once Jacinta heard about it she went ape .....
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... use that money to buy some ochre and some gum leaves for use in a the WTC at the Moorabbin Children's Detention Centre, which is full of ....
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.... increase the specificity of the welcomes, on the basis that $750 for a Welcome to Country could also be charged for a Welcome to Suburb or to each Suburban subdistrict (Eg Chinatown). As a result, the "Welcome to Whatever" (WTW) organization was formed and registered as a subsidiary of Turbine Community Caring Inc, and this meant that even poor kids playing dibbles in a circle in the dirt could be .....
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..... were an original native people that were documented in a rock painting in the Grampians back in the dream time, but they had been given the flick by all the other mobs because they invented flanno shirts and knocked out the front teeth of all their kids. They then issued an open invitation to anyone with a front tooth missing to join their tribe .... and were flooded with applications from Collingwood supporters. So black and white flanno shirts became the rage, however all of the other tribes objected to anything white, as it triggered bad memories of invasion day (when Cooky distributed pamphlets throughout OZ titled "The Benefits of the Westminster Parliamentary System"), and this tribal objection to the Bogan mob was endorsed by the Lake Boga and Mallee Land Council, due to the fact that the Hon Sec & Treasurer of The Bogans had forgotten to send the brown envelope with the kickback cash. But Lake Boga continued to prosper massively due to the strong sales performance of bBP (bull's Boga Prawns) and the .......
