I had an interesting convo with the ATC once when I was ferrying a Bantam.
Asking for clearence through Coffs, :
Andy: "Coffs Tower g'day, Bantam 3383 15 north at 2500 for Port maq request airways bla bla"
Coffs: Aircraft calling say again aircraft type:
Andy " Bantam 3383, a Bantam"
Coffs: " ..................... aircraft numbers confirm thats a Phantom?"
Andy " Negative, 3383 is a BANTAM, Bravo, Alpha, November....."
Coffs" Bravo Alpha November, say aircraft type"
Andy." Callsign is BANTAM..3.3.8.3"
Coffs " 3383 standbye, Bravo Alpha November, Coffs tower?"
Andy" Coffs tower, this is BANTAM 3383. There is NO Bravo Alpha November.. I am a BANTAM, BRAVO, ALPHA, NOVEMBER, TANGO,ALPHA, MIKE......BANTAM"
COFFS..." OH..... Like the chicken??
Andy " (trying to contain laughter and compsure) Affirmative. Bantam 3383, like the chicken"
Coffs....Long pause........." But chickens cant fly....."
Andy......