Nev, I used to make little kites out of flies. I would ask my sister for one single ( long) hair and catch a fly, tie a little knott around his legs.. :) a fly kite:)
I'm sorry, I know I mite come across as a smart ass, but honestly 90% of the time I'm taking the p1ss. I realise it may come across bad.. But I can't help myself!!lol, especially when someone sticks their chin out and says " slap me.. Please!!" I get smacked around a fair bit too so it all evens out in the end. :)