>
> NAG NAG NAG
>
>
> An attorney arrived home late, after a very
> tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute
> plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was
> feeling worn out and depressed.
>
> As soon as he walked through the door at home,
> his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be
> getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold
> and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.
>
> Too shattered to play his usual role in this
> familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and
> headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by
> the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up
> the stairs.
>
> While he was in the bath, the phone rang.
>
> The wife answered and was told that her
> husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of
> execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.
>
> Finally realizing what a terrible day he must
> have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good
> news.
>
> As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted
> by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his
> legs and feet.
>
> 'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.
>
> He whirled around and screamed, 'FOR THE LOVE OF
> GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'