.....who did the best doughnut burnout after skolling 11 cans of XXXX, straight. Despite the disappointing crowd response, Loxie tried once again with his story telling, yelling out, "and here we have the amazing technicolour d....." - but before he could go any further, he was cut off with a roar from the crowd, as they turned as one, fully expecting to see a huge technicolour yawn - but the expectant roar turned to an angry roar, as they all suddenly realised it wasn't a "biggest spew" competition, it was only some old geezer who looked like he was wearing a crocheted quilt, and who..............
(Dear NES'ers, OT takes his hat off to Cappy for inventing the winning "new word of the week", with his "Parsiphical" contribution, which must have taken some time, along with a dictionary and a thesaurus, to "dream" up.....)