....Sir Nobu (who was in reality a wholesale whale meat merchant in the pay of the notorious whale catchers syndicate) could raise the price of his chicken sushi (tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, but is really whale blubber [erky perky]) to offset the cost of the litigation for salmonella poisoning from the pizza business in which he was a silent partner.
Now, Sir Nobu, or as he liked to be known, Big Nob, had recently tried to do a stock market takeover of the "Brue Oyster Bra" but was foiled by MsLoxy. "A 38 double D bra, fishnet stockings and a sequined g-string do a lot for..............