'Bullus shittus' came the call from the back of the BOB
Everyone turned around and there was Elrattus, sitting right up the back, thumbs twiddling, whistling quietly to himself with a look of innocence on his face, trying to ignore Poxyloxy's advances and pink tutu
"Point of order, Madam Speaker Madge" he said, "we all know that we have been treated like mushroomus.."
This was an unusual outburst from Elrattus, who was known to be very quiet and placcid, who would not speak ill of anyone and generally did not make waves
"When will you tell us all the facts about the great.........