My mate recently sent these that have been around a while.
WISDOM FROM AIR FORCE TRAINING MANUALS
'It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.'
- US.Air Force Manual -
'Yea, Though I Fly Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 50,000 Feet and Climbing.'
- Sign over SR71 Wing Ops-
'You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3.'
- Paul F. Crickmore (SR71 test pilot)-
'The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.'
-Unknown Author-
'If the wings are travelling faster than the fuselage it has to be a helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe.'
- Fixed Wing Pilot-
'Without ammunition, the Air Force is just an expensive flying club.'
-Unknown Author-
'Tracers work both ways.'
- Army Ordnance Manual-
'If you hear me yell;"Eject, Eject, Eject!", the last two will be echoes.'
If you stop to ask "Why?", you'll be talking to yourself, because by then you'll be the pilot.'
-Pre-flight Briefing from a Canadian F104 Pilot-
Never trade luck for skill.'
-Author Unknown-
The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in military aviation are:
'Did you feel that?' 'What's that noise?' and 'Oh S...!'
-Authors Unknown-
LOVE THIS ONE
'Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.'
-Basic Flight Training Manual-
'Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it.'
- Emergency Checklist-
'The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you.'
- Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot) -
'You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal.' -
Lead-in Fighter Training Manual -