The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

18 hours ago, bull said:

a well known point of entertainment down at the strip,,the boys would gather and crack their stubbies and sit back and watch "snake" trying to land a drifter,,,he bounces so many times he can log in 10 landings and takeoffs in one landing!! Maybe we should..........

..... encourage him to come all the way out and ditch the flying suit (but not the Drifter) (Planey sanctioned avref) and just wear his slip as his flying attire.

 

Snake's POI's became even more famous when one of the 1/2 p*ssed boys took a video of Snake's landing attempts and it went viral on YouTube, to the extent that the AUF, the US's Top Gun School and the Ukrainian Airforce used the video in the "What Not To Do" section of their training syllabus, resulting in Snake undertaking a world-wide lecture tour of all 107 airforce academies.

 

"Stuff being Treasurer of Straya" said Snake, who actually didn't really have a clue to fix all the issues, plus he also though Chris Bone was a bit of a dick, so Snake oscillated off into the sunset to ......

 

PART OF SNAKE'S OSCILLATION PROBLEM IS THAT HE HAD THIS TAPED ONTO THE

DRIFTER'S EXPANSIVE INSTUMENT PANEL AND HE WROTE DOWN THE ANSWERS DURING THE LANDINGS.

 

SNAKE'S LECTURES WERE ABLE TO SOLVE THIS TYPE OF INCIDENT AND THIS TYPE OF THING

NEVER HAPPENED AGAIN THEREAFTER.

 

Edited October 2, 2022 by Captain

[turboplanner]

......revise his notes after he realised that like his former boss  and now Emerging Elder, Albo Namatjiri, his programme he wasn't being understood, so he ditched the flow path and just explained that the video just showed someone gripen the stick too tightly.

The next day in the practical class, every student made a perfect landing in his/her Drifter, and Snake had found his true calling as an AUF Instructor.

 

His big mistake was to write a set of rules, and it wasn't long ........

 

 

 

 

 

 

[onetrack]

.....before they were being referred to as "Cappys Rules About Panic" (all related to not losing it at the controls of a Drifter, of course, when things weren't going to plan).

Cappy wasn't sure whether the acronym was being applied in a derogatory way, or whether his trainees were simply using the common acronym to better remember his rules.

He decided it must be the latter reason, so, accordingly, he thought he'd add some more useful acronyms to his CRAP rules, and as a result........

 

Edited October 4, 2022 by onetrack

[Captain]

..... Albo Namatjira painted Cappy looking all inspirational & visionary, gazing off into the distance thinking about all matters AUF.

 

"We'd also like to make you another of our Emerging Elders" said Albo as you are certainly old enough to be an Elder.

 

"I'm more interested in getting onto the Board of Elders and pocketing my package of incentive shares ........ but respect & groveling + let's have a smoke etc" replied Cappy, who always kept his eyes on the .........

[turboplanner]

51 minutes ago, Captain said:

..... Albo Namatjira painted Cappy looking all inspirational & visionary, gazing off into the distance thinking about all matters AUF.

 

"We'd also like to make you another of our Emerging Elders" said Albo as you are certainly old enough to be an Elder.

 

"I'm more interested in getting onto the Board of Elders and pocketing my package of incentive shares ........ but respect & groveling + let's have a smoke etc" replied Cappy, who always kept his eyes on the .........

....dollar. He started his first business at the age of three selling chook eggs in the main street. Very few of the old dears realised they were buying their own eggs back because he always raided the chook houses before 3 am. It all went sour when he was late one morning and ..............

[Captain]

.... the eggs were .....

[onetrack]

....all gone, thus making Cappy's cunning brain go into overdrive, trying to figure out his next swift move. He cast his mind back to where he'd last seen things that looked like hen eggs, and he quickly realised that......

[Captain]

20 minutes ago, onetrack said:

....all gone, thus making Cappy's cunning brain go into overdrive, trying to figure out his next swift move. He cast his mind back to where he'd last seen things that looked like hen eggs, and he quickly realised that......

...... he could easily use .......

[turboplanner]

....a mop...........

[Captain]

...... which had been manufactured by Ukrainian refugees (Cappy, like Turdboy, has always used his high wealth status (HWS) to benefit the downtrodden) who were thankful because they ......

[turboplanner]

......didn’t have to pay tax when they got things for free. He was sick of cleaning chicken sh$t  out from between his toes all day.....

[Captain]

12 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

......didn’t have to pay tax when they got things for free. He was sick of cleaning chicken sh$t  out from between his toes all day.....

...... particularly between his big toes, where the chook manure caused ......

[turboplanner]

........a disease called Psittidowns Dance because .................

[Captain]

.... the itch is excruciating (Planeyref) and once you give it a real good scratch, the outcome is .....

[turboplanner]

not always what you would expect. For example, Onestick was sitting innocently in a Pub in Fremantle (probably the only innocent one there), when ..................

[Captain]

10 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

not always what you would expect. For example, Onestick was sitting innocently in a Pub in Fremantle (probably the only innocent one there), when ..................

..... his most effective, yet destructive, scratching fingers moved slowly but inexorably towards his .......

Edited October 6, 2022 by Captain

[onetrack]

.....drinking associates.....

[bull]

3 hours ago, onetrack said:

.....drinking associates.....

..who had reeled back from the stench!!! Now the smell was paint peeling sh#t ,really really bad and................ the............

Edited October 6, 2022 by bull

[turboplanner]

....carpet colour was fading every time he sfted his foot in that seemingly shiftless manner. The Publican ........

[Captain]

16 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....carpet colour was fading every time he sfted his foot in that seemingly shiftless manner. The Publican ........

......., who is also a director of the breakaway WA AUF, was known as Freo Deano and was also famous for .....

[onetrack]

....his quick removal of errant drinkers. He called Time and Onestick sculled the last of his Whiskey, and made for the door. But Cappy wasn't fast enough, a rough set of hands grabbed him by the collar, and an even rougher voice said, "So! - you're the one responsible for this foul........

[turboplanner]

smell" but he was astounded to hear Cappy say "What smell!" inidignantly.

To his surprise there was no longer a smell, but back in the pub people were cheking and .................

[bull]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

smell" but he was astounded to hear Cappy say "What smell!" inidignantly.

To his surprise there was no longer a smell, but back in the pub people were cheking and .................

.hurling cause the smell really was coming from Onestick !! Now old Onesie was not a slow chap and had soon......................

Edited October 7, 2022 by bull

[Captain]

1 hour ago, bull said:

.hurling cause the smell really was coming from Onestick !! Now old Onesie was not a slow chap and had soon......................

..... deduced that it was just the usual WA pong, to which all sand-monkeys are immune but all wise-men-from-the-east know to be akin to .......

 

THE ORIGINAL WA SAND-MONKEY EPITHET WAS 1ST

COINED BY ABBA DURING THEIR VISIT TO THE WILD WEST

Edited October 7, 2022 by Captain

[onetrack]

....something similar to the putrefaction and decaying pong, that constantly surrounded Cappys residence, which always had a massive pile of......

 

Edited October 7, 2022 by onetrack