The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

.....he or she has a Medical Certificate and.......

[Captain]

.....he or she has a Medical Certificate and.......

....... their BMI complies with the aviation (avref) ........

[turboplanner]

.....they have a degree in diversity and....

[hihosland]

a current BFR

and sporting a rainbow flag on

[Captain]

and sporting a rainbow flag on

……. a yellow fibreglass pole that was last installed on a ……...

[turboplanner]

.......temperature buoy floating 77 Nm South East of Oahu and picked up by Turbo, and.....

[Captain]

.......temperature buoy floating 77 Nm South East of Oahu and picked up by Turbo, and.....

…..... destined for use on his outlandishly opulent mobility scooter (typical of Turdo), which he bought in preparation for when he can no longer ...……..

 

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[turboplanner]

........run the 100 metres in even time. Ever mindful of Een's reputation for integrity and abhorrence for wet shoes, The Core Group (CG) and Moderators (with the exception of 3 and 5) had made a big effort to create Conditions so complex that no one would ever be able to qualify to mention XXir or XXrem again of WF , and so it was until Loxie tore himself away from playing with his Fire Trucks and said "............

[Captain]

....... "G'day chaps and chapettes (and hi to all you Moderator XXXkers too). It's the famous Poxy Loxy here and I'm hot to ..........

[turboplanner]

.......trot (Turbo noticed that Cappy cringed from being the one to have Loxie say what he used to say every night he showed up at the BoB, and which would create a riot among the quiet burghers who frequented this forum)..........

[hihosland]

to have their tolerance tested on Valentine's day,

or on any of the other feasts of saint Hallmark

days.

Days always feared by Mavis who was forever expecting............

[turboplanner]

......a feast but getting a famine, and then....

[Captain]

......a feast but getting a famine, and then....

...... she identified a slow moving Firey who was having trouble keeping up, (as he often did & still does), and she decided to cut him from the herd.

 

"Let's fall back & protect Loxley" said the Skipper, ever the protector, when he saw Mavis circling with a couple of her mates from the Bone pack.

 

"No" said Turbo (ever the couldn't-care-less-or) "He's a bit lame and he's already a gonner. He's a dead-man-walking and besides, if Mavis and her pack manage to bring him down, it means that I have an added chance to .........

[hihosland]

chance to win the holy harness raffle since all of Loxey's tickets will be void if he is not present at the aero club on the night of the draw.

 

Mavis of the acute hearing overheard this remark, (Turbo never being very adept at whispering), and with an expectant and determined glint in her eye decided to haul the remnants of Loxey along to the festivities on the drawing night with a view to not only winning the holy harness but also enhancing her reputation by .............

[Captain]

……… showing her Controlled Airspace Endorsement (about which the flyboys went Oooo Ahhhh) & her GFA Winch Launch Entitlement (when they went HiHoHum), and then, ultimately, by flashing her ……...

Edited February 16, 2020 by Captain

[hihosland]

.. ASIC card, which caused them all to crowd around because such a thing had been roumored for may years but rarely sighted outside of Canberra, and outside Canberra is where all WF folk are determined to stay, all as a result of the last time that one of this hallowed squadron attempted to return to airside without Mavis to guide them ...........................

[Captain]

……. through the entanglements & intricacies of the bureaucratic (avref) system ……...

[Captain]

……. through the entanglements & intricacies of the bureaucratic (avref) system ……...

...... that is the ......

[hihosland]

normal situation when attempting to return airside, however our Captain neatly solved this challenge when he arrived in the company of Mavis, she sporting so many different crayon marks that the petty little jumped up official behind the shiny new badge completely lost his way and waved them on through to the drifter parked with .............

[turboplanner]

.....a twist of his epaulettes (avref), they were headed for the Drifter 9two avrefs) which........

[Captain]

…….. idling happily next to the BP Air (avref) fuel bouser, with 140 litres of best quality Avgas (avref) on board, the Little-Drifter-that-Could was ready for action.

 

"What a great character for a children's book" said Turbo who had been on the lookout for a new character, ever since his Enid Blyton nom-des-plume had taken a dive as part of his Turbine Publishing Empire (TPE) and BigEars was .…….

[turboplanner]

....on the nose after a conviction for...

[Captain]

....on the nose after a conviction for...

……… using a hidden camera when Noddy was ……….

 

 

Mr Plod just didn't see the scandal coming, as he was still tied up giving evidence

to the Lawyer X inquiry.

 

Edited February 17, 2020 by Captain

[turboplanner]

He hadn’t counted on the evidence Lawyer X presented which revealed the entire underbelly crew were as innocent as lambs and Constable plod had saved himself writing a lot of false briefs by just plugging them and....

[Captain]

..... then heading up to watch Noddy & BE drive past again.

 

It is noted that Noddy, BEars and Plod have been repainted with Turbo's own famous pink cheeks, and it is further noted that this photo is one of the few where BE has both hands in sight. And that, dear readers, also relates directly to the Lawyer X issues, because .......